Fatty Ho

My fat kid moves are fatter than your fat kid moves.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

My dream is to be able to eat everything without getting fat. Exercise optional.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

"I like me people like I like my butter." "Obnoxious?" "No, cultured, you fucking asshat."

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

My favourite time of the day is eating.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Just taught @vinteloper a Fat Kid Move of ultimate proportions. Meat Mother would be proud. @pgmarchant

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Carbs are my favourite fruit.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

@nattilyjean I love you too

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Butter is my favourite dip.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

If I hear Florence & the Machine in another restaurant, I swear to god I will develop an eating disorder.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Haven't said much in a while, my mouth's been full...OF CHEESE.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

OB in cans, who can deal with large volume? We want. HALP.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

OFFAL.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Not even. RT @thatjessho: We've done it now. I think I've finally eaten too much.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Eating raw celery for dinner and necking a bottle of champagne. Thug life.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Remember to keep drinking while you're drunk cooking, otherwise you might actually know how your food tastes.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

"It was very delicious but it tasted bad for me." NO SHIT, ASSHOLE.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

It tastes better straight out of the trough.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

Performed some pretty impressive trough hacking skills today. One day, I'll teach you all how to break into a kitchen during service.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

I'm not eating till I am full, I am eating till the kitchen closes.

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

@phil_lees Is it @jesshobot?

[Fatty Ho @fatjessho]

I'm drunk! Alert the media.