🐋emelia🦈

#1 Strega Nona fan
like whatever

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

“Papostuous” - the greatest writers of this generation

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

I watched a real pain like a month ago and I’m still thinking about it

[unbelievable deer photos @believabledeer]

lazy deer, makes sense, these guys suck

[quintin @QuinDeer]

where they going.;

[DailyMantle @DailyMantle3]

The manul space flight programme is going swimmingly

[horse @horseimage]

horse meeting lambs greeting little friends stable visitors very curious and kind

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

these are friends. Me personally I can swim and bike

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

“the way you can’t swim? I can’t bike” we have lots of learning to do around here

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

WHY IS THE DUOLINGO OWL DEAD!!!! NOOOOO

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

tiny Australian gay just told me l “look like I listen to Adrianne Lenker” I don’t think they noticed my big thief hat

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I don't "hang out" with my "pals," I have Idea Sessions with my Thought Collaborators

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“Call Mr. Plow, That's my name, That name again Is Mr. Plow.” - Homer Simpson⁣

Did you know bison are the plow kings of @YellowstoneNPS? With their large heads and massive neck and shoulder muscles, they clear a path and forage through deep snow.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Just forgot I’m a guy and started lezzing out sapphically, this is soooo embarrassing haha *a coconut falls on my head* Ouch! Haha *another coconut falls on my head* Ouch! Haha

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

@Ta6188 it’s just something about it I can’t even put it into words

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

not to be weird but I like brad pitt’s face because it’s kinda like a horse. Not to be weird

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Go birds

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

San Francisco airport tunnel for people walking from gates f to g, I am in you

[🐋emelia🦈 @fatkoii]

what if I brought just one more sweater… just one more for my trip to the city that’s famously hot…. one more sweater in the city known for its hot weather would be great…

[garshmo @garshmo]

21 may actually be the age you’re supposed to stop drinking