Cousin Daniel

Name: Daniel the Wicked and Terrible

Fire Demon / Werewolf / Vampire / Huge Biceps

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Pomni is my girlfriend

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

drink like peter 🍺
smoke like brian 🚬
think like stewie 🧠
swag like lois 💅
fuck like quagmire 💦

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Like that is genuinely some sus shit bro ☠️☠️☠️

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Baldurs Gay 3 brooooo NAHHHH ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ three gays is crrrazzyyyyyyyyy broo im deadddd

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

@footstatue Sissy ass liberal tryna tell me about work? Try 390 hours a week. Overtime. Unpaid overtime. Fuckin Jaggoff.

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Any tips on what to do when you're fresh out of bottom surgery and the new pussy itch

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Waking up and getting ready for work is one of the worst things ever

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

They'll have to kill me before I give up my funko pops

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

If Jeff the killer was British his name would be Jeffrey the mad

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Big ol boner in my pants

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Huge stomach summer I'm talkin fat as shit bro

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Shoutouts pawgs

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Mr cool diddy ☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀💀 son im fuckin crine

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

@mcuban I have a business idea. Lets talk. I need 4 million and a lot of strippers. Very ethical, don't worry. Union backed.

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Green needle or brainstorm

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

No more jokes.

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Kill everyone who is 28

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

I didn't even factor in the amount of piss

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

Deep cleaned my room just so I can fart all up in my bed

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

We should send all helldivers to Iran

[Cousin Daniel @fatladyluvr]

@TheLaugher_ @blephin_ Hahaha!! :)