#fatmansays

Shit a fat man thinks, does and says — before, after and in-between meals.

Created and curated by the fat and proud @souvikdg.

[mas.to / @kingslyj]

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Stayin’ safe ain’t a piece of cake. #fatmansays https://t.co/HIxeXQlyaP

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Just found a Twitter account worth being in a relationship with 👉@yrfatfriend. #fatmansays

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That’s my bro. #fatmansays https://t.co/ax4YHVguCn

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Sounds like me. Burp! #fatmansays https://t.co/Bw21lYnft8

[Sharada @suitcaseindian]

Dating in Delhi.

Man: where are you from?
Me: Hyderabad!
Man: Paradise biryani! Karachi bakery! Mahesh Babu! andhra bhawan!

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Somebody tell them that happiness is when a stomach never gets full. #fatmansays

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Seconded. #fatmansays https://t.co/zyYa8r4GXi

[Prateek Rungta @rungta]

World food clock: https://t.co/jPd0LOe85s :(

Very few things I dislike as much as wasted food.

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#priorities #fatmansays “@sheyxpeare: Realizations in the middle of the night https://t.co/DsWiihG1zD”

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Angry. #fatmansays “@2HighBros: Yooooooo Broooooo https://t.co/CvcO5qkyDR”

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.@nigelbabu That’s just a photo effect. Even I fit in a square photo, sometimes. #fatmansays

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Whoever came up with this deserves a bear hug! #fatmansays

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#fatmansays “@TippuSultanII: The only way I can complete a marathon is if McD introduces a burger named Marathon!#SCMMTwitterRun #scmm”

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Claiming responsibility. #fatmansays

“@ZomatoIN: Update: Touched 750 orders a minute. Conked off. Switching off online ordering.”

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Priorities. #fatmansays “@ShirishKunder: Never marry anyone with similar food tastes. They'll eat off all your favourite foods.”

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If it did, I wouldn’t be here. #fatmansays

“@sowmyarao_: Does tweeting burn calories... #AskingForAFriend”

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Cuts down race to food by 23 secs. #fatmansays “@bhavyakhanna: Wearing running track pants with kurta to a wedding. Winning.”

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Priorities trump income. #fatmansays

“@NDTVFood: Beware! Pot belly now common among Indians on low incomes too: https://t.co/t56ZUtroqd”

[Souvik Das Gupta @souvikdg]

Current philosophy on life—
@nigelbabu: Eat to run.
@souvikdg: Live to eat.

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Amen. #fatmansays “@sidkhullar: Real men eat pork fat.
Real men don't have sissy arteries.”