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@TheBabylonBee BREAKING: that kid just solved cold fusion

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@VinceSheetz The question I keep asking myself is "do they really believe socialism works or are they simply using it to consolidate their own power?" I believe AOC and Mamdani are dumb enough to believe it works, but I think Bernie knows it's bullsh*t and just doesn't care about the fallout

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@GavinNewsom That word is "Newsom"

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@__0HOUR1_ Who is paying them? Why would anyone with money invest in trying to free an assassin?

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@Bodhi_Tweets Buddy, Hollywood's decision to hire a Kenyan to play a Greek is easily the least stupid casting decision on that dumpster fire of a movie

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@Potassium_k6 She used some lube and her vibrator to pry the emergency hatch open and parachuted to safety with three Trojan Magnums tied together. She is... Nympho MacGyver

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@AlixG_2 Why wouldn't I just marry the winner who honed her skill before she showed up instead of the loser who whines about losing like Kamala Harris in a frat house basement?

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@SenWarren No Republican (or Democrat) should sign that bill till Democrats agree to Voter ID

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@CAgovernor Republicans don't have the NGO infrastructure necessary to ever compete with Democrats for "most corrupt"

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@sourcemamdani I liked when they said "Mamdani lowered crime in NYC to historic lows!" without actually mentioning that crime is down nationally due to ICE detentions and deportations

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@b_ursel @nypost His weiner must have looked like the guy in Aliens crying "killlllll meeeeee"

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@b_ursel @nypost That actually is a plausible explanation

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@GavinNewsom You keep using that word "triggered," I don't think it means what you think it means

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https://t.co/x8dS9UgaFn

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@ItsMe__Dave @GovPressOffice Dog turd won the debate too

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@JBPritzker Not sure most Americans would call your Taxation without Representation a "victory" for the country

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@jimmyalfred500 @Emolclause This is complete horsesh*t. Thanks to Trump NATO countries in Europe are meeting their spending targets for the first time ever. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte even faced backlash for his frequent and vocal praise of Trump

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@BverInFL @Emolclause @jrpsaki @MarkWarner @jahimes @HouseJudiciary @OversightDems Really? The CIA blew every call and missed every major invasion and world event over the last 100 years. A house cleaning can only make us safer

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@Emolclause We're all ok with this. Clearing out the bureaucracy is exactly what we voted for and, let's be honest, our intelligence has been all that intelligent

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@TheBabylonBee We need this