FATos

Convencido de que Bitcoin arregla todo (menos el tráfico) ₿, vivo de memes y odio los yoyos. 🎵 🖥️ 🇲🇽

[FATos @fatos305]

Y yo acá en X perdiendo el tiempo.

¡Mira toda esa interacción papá Elon! #Threads

[Don Simpsonité @Simpsonitee]

¡Esperen, tengo que recargar la batería!
#Olinia

[FATos @fatos305]

@saylor Ahorita tendrías 845,288 pero vendiste 32.

[¿Por qué es Tendencia? @porktendencia]

"La Familia P. Luche":
Porque informan del fallecimiento de Abraham Pérez

[FATos @fatos305]

@KinggTrades Se ha hecho desde siempre con las infames “ballenas”.

[Reinaldo @ReinaldoHex666]

Que vuelva Twitter con puro texto sin imágenes y videos

[FATos @fatos305]

@ReinaldoHex666 Yes

[Reinaldo @ReinaldoHex666]

X va más rumbo a TikTok que a Twitter

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@nikitabier Algo que nadie pidió ni es necesario. Pero parece que es de a huevo convertir X en Tiktok.

[FATos @fatos305]

@muskonomy Resumen: Compramos la red social mas popular y no sabemos cómo manejarla.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I spent 4 hours yesterday updating my resume to apply for a mid-level PM role.

The listing said they wanted someone with 10 years of experience in a software that was invented 4 years ago.

I clicked apply and was immediately redirected to a third-party portal that asked me to upload my resume, which I did.

Then it asked me to manually type in every single detail of the resume I had just uploaded.

Why did I upload it if I have to type it again?

Is the uploaded PDF just a ceremonial offering to the HR gods?

I spent 40 minutes breaking down my career history into tiny mandatory text boxes.

The portal required me to list a start and end date for every job, but the calendar widget wouldn't let me type the year.

I had to click the back arrow month by month to get to 2002.

My wrist started cramping somewhere around 2018.

Then it asked for my high school GPA.

I'm 44 years old.

I don't even remember the name of my high school mascot, let alone my proficiency in AP European History.

After the history lesson, came the behavioral assessment.

It presented me with 75 statements and asked me to rate them from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree."

One statement was "I prefer to work alone but also thrive in team environments."

That is a paradox.

I'm being asked to evaluate a philosophical contradiction by a recruiting algorithm.

I just clicked "neutral" for everything out of spite.

The final step was a mandatory video cover letter.

I had to record a one-minute pitch explaining why my core values align with a B2B SaaS company that sells inventory management software.

My core value is being able to afford groceries and paying my internet bill on time.

I put on a dress shirt over my sweatpants, stared into my webcam, and lied for 60 seconds.

I said I've always been profoundly passionate about supply chain optimization.

Nobody is passionate about supply chain optimization.

I clicked submit and immediately received an automated rejection email.

The timestamp said it was sent zero seconds after I applied.

I was evaluated and deemed unworthy by a line of code at the speed of light.

Next time I'm just going to wrap my resume around a brick and throw it through their office window.

[FATos @fatos305]

@karatademada Los textos de 140 caracteres no son para ganar dinero.

[FATos @fatos305]

@ianmiles No, es el algoritmo. Además muchos somos auténticos y no “creadores de contenido”.

[FATos @fatos305]

@RetardDecoder El algoritmo debería mostrar el contenido primero a los seguidores, no tratar de adivinar la audiencia a la que el post debe mostrarse.

[FATos @fatos305]

@CreeCoder ¿Para qué? Se llenaría de capturas sobre eso, algunas falsas igual que con las capturas de pagos.

[Mike Diaz -Author @MikeDiazAuthor]

Hey @elonmusk, the more I try, the less visible I am. @nikitabier, who do I have to bang to be seen? I tried paying for a check mark, and nothing. I tried doing my own content and avoiding stupid questions, and nothing. WTF do we have to do? 𝕏 is worse than FB & Instagram.

[FATos @fatos305]

@EstebanNavarroS @elonmusk La peor decisión. Estaríamos mejor con Lopez Obrador.

[Don Simpsonité @Simpsonitee]

— ¿Qué es eso?
— Aeroventilas, le dan velocidad.

[FATos @fatos305]

@EsdeProfugos Mas fácil: Subir los precios 10X y se ahorra abrir las demás sucursales. ¡Éxito!

[FATos @fatos305]

@IsraelVive1948 Lo dicho: https://t.co/3Tef0Y8S78

[FATos @fatos305]

Junta mas gente un atropellado que un post en X.

Gracias Elon MusX

[Danno @danno_omen]

Kinda sucks to see what this platform has become. Unless you are a giant account or posting garbage ragebait, no one is seeing your stuff anymore.