Patrick Falta

A Quaker, a baker, a candlestick maker. I'm none of those things

[Patrick Falta @FatPalta]

This is how my year sounded on @Spotify. Get your 2020 Wrapped now #2020Wrapped https://t.co/DKWK7fOFpI

[Patrick Falta @FatPalta]

@kgirlartist66 When my dad died in 1999, they billed him about $1900 for a ride from the park where he had his heart attack to the hospital across the street.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Must-win game for the Galaxy. #LAvSEA

Second half is underway:
#LAGalaxy 0
#SoundersMatchday 0

📺: UniMás, TUDN
💻: DAZN, Twitter

https://t.co/oZ50WXE4V7

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

Screen-shotted this to see how many likes and retweets it gets in the next 48 hours.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

This is the veteran running against Kevin McCarthy. Let’s help her win. @KimMangone

[JW @bear7962]

@Randomschantz @Megan_Sass Yeah but the Evangelicals also need Jews in Israel to be cannon fodder for the Rapture. Even our Sec of State has that goal.

[Patrick Falta @FatPalta]

@ring I have no videos in the app since 8/26 and all the videos on the website are “processing”. When I get a notification and follow it to the app, it says “processing” until the video just disappears.

[Mr. Naturalism (The Antichrist Unicorn) @MNaturalism]

I saw that Ted Cruz was trending after he cosigned a letter to the FDA demanding the abortion pill be banned because he claims pregnancy is not a life threatening illness, so I thought I’d repost this yet again to remind everyone just what kind of person @tedcruz really is!

[The Peoples Champ @ScottG305]

Saw Rush Limbaugh was trending. Thought maybe his temporary work visa had expired and he was sent back to hell... damn...

[Patrick Falta @FatPalta]

@IMDb Airborne

[Matthew Miller @matthewamiller]

The SSCI report seems to confirm two things we knew:

1. Trump solicited, welcomed, and benefited from Russian interference.
2. There wasn't sufficient evidence to charge anyone with a crime.

The fact we've let 2. become the excuse to ignore 1. was and is a national failure.

[Patrick Falta @FatPalta]

@ADHD_Alien

[ShawnInArizona🌵 @ShawnInArizona]

The @GOP wants you to be afraid of MS-13 but not #COVID19

Think about that for a minute

[mastronaut @Lily_Mastr0]

Because we’ll actually lose our jobs

[💀 damned sinker 💀 @dansinker]

Chicago spent $113 million to settle police misconduct lawsuits in 2018 alone.

[Debbie L. 🇺🇸🌊 @bdl2536]

@boaz_eric @doilydame1950 @prayerfeathers @Mike_Pence @realDonaldTrump For once, many ppl are finding out for the first time in their lives what it is like to make a living wage.

[ThePKG 🤷‍♂️ @ThePKG]

I see the Loch Ness Monster and Curt Schilling are trending. Please tell me the Loch Ness Monster didn't die from eating the poison that is Curt Schilling?