Fatmir

Parody account of the things fatmir says

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

New year new me

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

WCW #DontGiveUp

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

I hope I get a hand job in the gym today

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

@allieomara @Theflapp you get me and that's why I love you.. Now let me tear that fat ass up

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

“@lilbillll123: Who is behind @fatqoutes”the same nigga that was behind your girl last night

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Back to school where people have only met skinny Mir... Wonder who would've fucked with 295lbMIR

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

I'm thankful for four lokos, my jaw line, and dick pills

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Love snowy nights like this. Weeds out all the good girls from going out, which means all the thotties will be out & makes my night easier

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Fuck I wish I was pretty I want to be signed somewhere even if it's kmart clothing

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

“@DailySexSupply: When your girl starts misbehavin😁😼 http://t.co/mkRarJQVRO” me and bae tonight

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Sleep on your frontside tonight girl

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Broke up with my ex because she said I didn't have big traps. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Hide all the bitches cause I'm slayin tonight

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Help

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

@frankie_kelly4 I'm actually really fucking sensitive and love them. Just need to put on a front so I don't get hurt like last time

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Yo @shitsunnisays threesome with me and your roomie later?

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

“@shitsunnisays: "I was giving him a handjob behind the dumpster before track practice"”stop telling people our secrets

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

Also, I'm blasting tonight. 3's and up 😉

[Fatmir @fatqoutes]

I'm such a low life