Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨

getting high 4 jebus ☁️ rat-based ☁️ 30s ☁️ MDNI

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

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[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

@LelandSage the color is gorgeous

[kate wagner @mcmansionhell]

sorry but I am only 31 and will not be gaslit by Big Pedophilia into thinking that is old

[Vivian @suchnerve]

autistic person admitting defeat: “that’s fair”

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

no no no no y'all stay your asses right there, Florida is already full of enough of you jags 😭

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Need everyone who threatened to leave New York if Mamdani won to start packing their bags and booking their flights immediately! Break those leases and put those apartments back on the market tonight!

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

realizing that some people will stay talking shit about you because you're the most interesting thing that will ever happen to them is kinda beautiful - stay mad you boring ahh bih. 🤗😘

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

@morganadorsey cause you're punk AF - DIY for LIFE and also what rose said 🤗

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

@morganadorsey 👀👀👀

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

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[alfred e neubauten @EricLabRat]

@regularaugust Throwback to the mid aughts, rolling the dice going to squat houses never knowing if it was gonna be a drug fueled make-out party or a sober-space with vegan chili and Oogle singalongs with banjo and mandolin

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

@whisperboyy just checking, would [email protected] be acceptable?

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

I live in a tourism economy in an area that sees hurricanes yearly -- I remember last year when people were bitching about the stores closing a day before the actual event and I was disgusted. workers are fucking people and your life doesn't mean more than theirs. serve yourself.

[LACEY 🎧 @freaklikemebaby]

idrgaf that david harbour cheated on the woman who dressed up as a “gynecologist dr. luke” after kesha came forward about being sexually abused by him.

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

absolutely mesmerized by the 4 dudes standing around their pick-up truck at my apt building eating THC gummies and drinking screw-top wine from the bottle who told my neighbor to "have a good night" while he was otw to work at 5 am on a Wednesday morning - 💀🤣

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

I described this to someone who'd never heard of it before today and his face made me realize yeah actually it doesn't *sound* great 🤣

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

pretty sure instead of writing to the owner you were supposed to pluck out your own eyeballs but maybe that's me being too Biblical idk 🤷🤔😘

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Today, my family went on a family trip to Flagstaff. We walked into a quaint sandwich shop, and a young woman approached to take our order.

She was wearing a sports bra and crack-sucking leggings.

It was the kind of outfit our grandmothers would see as lingerie.

Had I not been with my family, I would have said something like, “Ma'am, do you not know how inappropriate your outfit is? Are you not ashamed to be wearing that in public?”

So, when I got home, I wrote the owner.

This won’t change until we make it change. Make sin shameful again. Remember, shame pushes people to see their need for forgiveness—in Christ.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

I know this movie by heart 😇🖤

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

"Young Frankenstein is by far the best movie I ever made. Not the funniest - Blazing Saddles was the funniest, and hot on its heels would be The Producers. But as a writer-director, it is by far my finest." - Mel Brooks

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

celebrating not KMS a year ago by having ideation???? istg I want a refund on this brain. it could always be worse 🧠 🌞 😂

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

hey, do you know who else liked miniatures and had plans to remodel all of Europe? you won't believe it 🤔🤗

[Marc Caputo @MarcACaputo]

Here’s Trump in his element we described this morning: showing off models as Master Builder in Chief

In this case, it’s the Arc de Trump plan

[Blunts4Jebus 🐀✨ @fatripsbby]

if you're bad at laser tag just say that smh 😑