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I swore I would never tweet.

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@OrevaZSN There’s no way you’re actually this retarded

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@jordanbpeterson They got to you good, huh

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@DoNotEngageWith @stonetoss Scottish with a brain, and bigger fish to fry.

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@DoNotEngageWith @stonetoss Expiration dates matter on some foods. Coca-Cola is not one of them.

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@MrSausageGet As though it matters. They're all the same team, and it ain't ours.

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@Phoenix2A_1980s I'm shocked he threw his trash away

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@RealPostFolder This didn't happen so hard, it made things that happened, not happen.

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@just_fedup I never knew ballistics gel was weightless. This is a scientific breakthrough.

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@UteLocal Play it on the Sunday of Week 0, and it solves a lot of problems for scheduling bowl games/playoffs in a sensible manner.

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@kalosphilo @EndangeredWiz @LisaBritton Like mowing the yard, patching a leaky roof, unclogging a toilet, replacing an o2 sensor so your car passes inspection, building a swingset, refinishing a floor...

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@LisaBritton Bingo.

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@MrBeast At least three

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@reddit_lies Mental illness

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@DschlopesIsBack It’s so fucking gay

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@DarrigoMelanie Fake and gay

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@Lynn69619494A @ShemekaMichelle Oh fuck off

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@yinzer_g Nailed it

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@abbythelibb_ Shut up, Abby

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@TradAdvocate Marry young, go through the hard stuff together, enjoy the better times and you’ll both seem a lot hotter to each other than to anyone else

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@persingerscott Totally, I'm so sick of these fair catch free kicks constantly impacting the outcome of games.