David

Husband, father, grandfather, veteran. Occasional twat, openly heterosexual, here for the bants dits sh!ts and giggles ⚔️

[David @fatstrebor]

C’mon the Jocks, stick it too them lads

[David @fatstrebor]

@Number10cat @JDVance Make the most of your time on this account you very strange person. A reset of your perverse ideology is coming

[Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome]

I’ve long suspected those weren’t the actual words used.

Artist: Martin Aitchison (1966)

[David @fatstrebor]

@DeborahWorboys1 @FamilyTreeFairy Ship your oars Jack we’ve got the watch

[Deborah Worboys @DeborahWorboys1]

Can anyone help.xx

[David @fatstrebor]

@BuzzPatterson Altitude 😂

[David @fatstrebor]

@Turbinetraveler Superb, lands her like butter I bet

[David @fatstrebor]

@deanprice17 @Posted_to_BAOR That’ll be Bob Shepherd then mate

[David @fatstrebor]

@Posted_to_BAOR

[Mark Ormrod MBE @MarkOrmrod]

Resilience isn’t loud.

It isn’t motivational quotes.

It isn’t pretending everything’s fine.

It’s showing up on the days you don’t feel like it.

It’s discipline when motivation disappears.

It’s progress when nobody is watching.

Most people don’t fail because life is hard.

They fail because they expect it to be easy.

Resilience is built in the quiet.

Reflect on this - where are you relying on motivation instead of discipline?

[David @fatstrebor]

@HBrubanter It’s a big ocean but that’s not important right now

[The Marr Parade @themarrparade]

That time @Johnny_Marr got kidnapped by @Happy_Mondays…

[David @fatstrebor]

@BurnsideWasTosh

[David @fatstrebor]

@frankbrunoboxer Looking well Frank 👊

[Saracens Rugby Club @Saracens]

A list of things Rhys Carre is now faster than:

Cheetah
Peregrine falcon
Formula 1 car
MotoGP bike
Lightning
Bullet train
Maglev train
Greyhound
Sailfish
Black marlin
Pronghorn antelope
Racehorse
Motorcycle
Fighter jet
Supersonic jet
Rocket
Space shuttle
Speedboat
Drag racing car
Hypercar
Ferrari
Bugatti
Koenigsegg
Tennis serve
Badminton smash
Baseball pitch
Ice hockey puck
100m sprinter
Downhill skier
Speed skater
Track cyclist
Luge sled
Skeleton sled
Bobsleigh
Fiber optic internet
5G connection
Supercomputer
NVMe SSD
GPU processor
Fast charger
Electric car acceleration
Roller coaster
Champagne cork popping
Whip crack
Domino chain falling
Avalanche
Tornado winds
Meteor
Solar flare
Gamma ray burst
Pulsar spin
Black hole jet
Comet near the sun
Express train
Sports bike
Electric scooter
Jet ski
Racing yacht
Drone
Falcon dive
Ostrich sprint
Lion sprint
Tiger sprint
Wolf chase
Fox dash
Hare running
Rabbit sprint
Greyhound racing dog
Horse gallop
Motorboat
Speed skater start
Sprinter reaction
Ping pong smash
Cricket fast bowler
American football pass
Basketball fast break
Skateboard downhill
Mountain bike downhill
Ski jump
Snowmobile
Zipline rider
High-speed elevator
Camera shutter
Computer processor
Stock market algorithm
Instant message
Email sending
Microwave heating
Popcorn popping
Firework launch
Rocket booster
Jet engine
Turbocharger spool
Nitro dragster
Police pursuit car
Ambulance response
Delivery drone
Bullet train departure
Race car pit stop
Sports car launch control
Electric scooter acceleration
Hovercraft
Hydrofoil boat
Skimming stone
Speedboat wake
Storm gust
River rapids
Surfing wave
Kite surfer
Paraglider dive
Skydiver freefall
Jetpack flight
Arrow shot from a bow
Slingshot projectile
Spinning top
Bicycle sprint
Relay baton pass
Swimming sprint
Dolphin swim
Shark burst swim
Tuna swimming
Swordfish burst
Jet plane takeoff
Helicopter rotor spin
Propeller plane dive
Space probe slingshot
Satellite orbit
Meteor streak
Lightning strike
Thunder shockwave
Cliff diver
Parkour runner
Freerunner jump
Sprinter out of blocks
Cyclist downhill
Roller skater sprint
Inline speed skater
Henry Pollock mate.

[David @fatstrebor]

@willcarling Good man Will

[David @fatstrebor]

@BrexitDuck Lobscouse

[Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧 @_HenryBolton]

The Prime Minister has been caught like a deer in the headlights by the present Middle East crisis. It has exposed his woeful inadequacy as a leader. He has embarrassed the nation and failed to take the necessary steps to safeguard the United Kingdom our interests and our people.