Cody cech

[Cody cech @fattboy101]

Life is a waste of time,
Time is a waste of life,
So sit back with me and let's get wasted,
And have the time of our life

[Cody cech @fattboy101]

I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.

I'm a drunk. We go to parties.!

[Cody cech @fattboy101]

What has two wings and a halo?

Did you say angel? WRONG! A chinese phone! *Wing* *Wing* "Halo?"

[Cody cech @fattboy101]

I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes..