fuckin' idiot

I work seven days a week to put my dogs through the ivy league

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

I "worked all day" (his words) so I get unlimited sushi for dinner and I'm not going to ask any questions, that's for sure.

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

I had so much fun tonight, though.

I needed it badly.

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

I live in the second largest city in the state, and I'm 1 hour 17 minutes away from the nearest Chili's. Why even be alive

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

A man insisted to pay for my entire tab at the bar tonight because I spoke to the bartender in sign language. His late dad was hard of hearing and he was just touched to see someone my age signing.
Why not try to care? Why not?

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

You've been gone for 9 years, Dad.

That's it. That's all I have to say.

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

I have to not take my medication today because I don't have enough to get me through a five-day trip and they won't fill it early. I'm asking for it to be filled 2 days earlier than it's scheduled for.
It's for my severe anemia and it's important lmfao 🙃🫠

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

My shirt says, "Raise Hell, Praise Dale, Burn Down Applebee's"
Ava: Why would you burn down Applebee's?! It's the best place ever!
Me: I used to work there.
Me: Have you ever eaten Steak N Shake?
Ava: No, I don't go there because you said it's the worst place on earth."

YUUUP

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

the mobile groomer is in the driveway trimming Toby's nails and Caleb is sitting on the porch outside, waiting on him to be done.
he feels about Toby the way I feel about Charlie and it's so beautiful to see 😭

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

some days the only thing keeping me here is that i can't leave charlie here to wonder why i left.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

This is really hard to write but so many of you have loved and cared about Ben that I wanted to let you know. We found out today the cancer had spread throughout Bens organs and there was nothing left we could do-we had to let him go. I’ve had dogs my whole life but Ben was 1 on 1. He was smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all. Always a big smile and a soft tail wag. He and I could communicate..he and I understood each other and had each others backs. He was with me more than anyone at home and traveling with me for work. Such an easy going companion. Hard day-but he will live within all of us forever. God please bless his majestic soul and thank you for putting him in my life for the last 10 years-a true blessing.
Love you Ben. 🙏🏼

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

I live in the second largest city in the state, and I'm 1 hour 17 minutes away from the nearest Chili's. Why even be alive

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

Caleb had one beer and he's zonked lol

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

After 15 years of having stretched ears, I finally ordered a pair of New Orleans Saints plugs. Custom made and ordered, I'm just beyond ecstatic to get them 🤗

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

I asked a girl at a show tonight to pinky promise me and she had no fingers.

We made it happen and it was honestly cool

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

sometimes after a 13-hour day, you get taco bell delivered. do I regret it already?probably. will I regret it later? oh my dear mother of god you better believe it.

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

Since the Saints are out, I'm a fuckin Lions fan through and through.

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

spent $200 on groceries yesterday and all I want is a whopper lmao

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

I'm watching a documentary and the girl is talking about her anxiety and bipolar and then I realize...

We have the exact same glasses and dangerously close to exact nose ring.

👁️👄👁️

[fuckin' idiot @fattietatted]

Caleb just sprinted towards me with a bottle of wine just to fart as it corked

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Sneaky kisses.. 😂 https://t.co/fca7ZVMjrK