Parker Maltbie

I don't have ADD I just...OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Absolute banger

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@49erswebzone They didn't flush 30 mil a year.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@fawfulfan Also, plenty close to the beach, so cooling is generally pretty available.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@BrandonLBradfor Also, there is a difference between boring and a lack of novelty. A Canadian won't get a sense of novelty in an American city because they are effectively the same thing as a Canadian city.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@3YearLetterman That's because Washington never lettered in shit.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@Beleagured87885 @mnolangray @Scott_Wiener Sure JAn

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@SonnyBunch Do... do they mean blowing up a bunch of robots?

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@DastDn They figured all Republicans were Ted Cruz or Lindsay Graham.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@ZASpookshow @HacktheMovies Once again, just because you have fond childhood memories of something does not make it good. One of my favorite movies as a kid was Surf Ninjas, and that was 90s ninja craze schlock.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@jmheard15 @greggnunziata Because he wanted Trump to lose. Voting for anyone but Harris would be throwing his vote away.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@DastDn Correct. It is about him having the attention span of a squirrel and giving up on almost everything once it starts to cost him personally.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@AGHamilton29 Brings new meaning to the term "flop sweat"

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@dandibley @BDPeacock Did they have 4 healthy wideouts last year?

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@nocontextsfg

[Andrew Banner @books_andy]

Pa Governor Josh Shapiro looks like he wants to take me back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass.

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@Noahpinion

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@TheFulgurite @senatorshoshana Correct, but the water usage is low, and it's not water that would be used for things like watering crops or drinking water.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

It’s literally God’s oldest rule not to do this.

[Frank Grimes @mandaginjir]

@SCP_0313 @Carterthe_Great CAPTAAAAAAIN PLAAAAANET

[Parker Maltbie @fattums48]

@CandlestickWill Fast scrolling, I read that as Joe Torre got 20 years.