Desi Daddy

Perpetually tired and stupidly sarcastic.

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@Cow__Momma This is latest technology - carpeted roads, Modiji himself came up with the idea. You can remove this road and lay it somewhere else should an ambulance needs it.

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@citizen_kau Not a cave but an inspection hatch my dear

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@citizen_kau Who needs planes at an airport 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@citizen_kau Vikas path?

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@citizen_kau They're probably rescuing the police from being trapped in the police car

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@ajay43 It'd be funny if there were a long power cut 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@citizen_kau Pressure relief technology at its best 💪🏾

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@citizen_kau Is this in dholera city? They did promise state of the art city

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@citizen_kau @ANI My lord, the PM had to wait, get the freaking violins out 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@citizen_kau Modiji is going to make the USA our 29th State aur phir rupya dollar ke barabar ho jayega🎉🎉

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@citizen_kau They are using handheld scanners, some may also call them phones 😂

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@citizen_kau @SudhanshuTrived @narendramodi The prerequisite is to have half a comatose grey cell anymore and you will be repulsed by the sheer stupidity.

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@citizen_kau Also can someone verify if the chief engineer was a devout Muslim?

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@citizen_kau This has definitely something to do with Rahul Gandhi's secret foreign visits.

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@citizen_kau Roti Nahi Chahiye, padhai Nahi Chahiye, humein bas Mandir Chahiye!!!

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@citizen_kau @sidd_sharma01 @zomato @zomatocare Didn't know incinerated chicken was a delicacy 😂

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@citizen_kau @PunsterX Have they not heard of bottled water 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@citizen_kau That to with ultra pure RO water, courtesy Modi jee

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@citizen_kau Innovation is all about pushing the boundaries,it's fennel today and cumin tomorrow,🤞🏾