paleguy deinstable

looking for sausage in in all the wurst places

[paleguy deinstable @fattydoinks69]

The game giveth and the game taketh away.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

My take on LeBron to GSW:

It would be kind of a lame move to put that jersey on and I would immediately forget about that when I start levitating after seeing him catch a lob from Steph

[paleguy deinstable @fattydoinks69]

@denzelcurry Unlocked and 1.5 have been quintuple platinum on my playlists since they dropped I’m fucking foaming at the mouth at this shit

[kenneth blume @kennybeats]

How timely

[Apex Jones HACKED @ApexJonesHACKED]

“Why was Paige Bueckers on that 30-year WNBA poster and not CC??!!”

Well, first of all:

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[paleguy deinstable @fattydoinks69]

@therealcbrad It truly is the Age of Zohran.

[paleguy deinstable @fattydoinks69]

@edzitron Hell yeah, living in the Mamdani Zone baybee I gotta get the fuck outta Texas

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

The guy with no bank accounts. Anybody ever look into that

[himbo in training @jelle_deh]

god announces bible will contain both an old and new testament

[icanbarelyswim.bsky @icanbarelyswim]

you’re lucky most CRJ fans are employed 30+ year old gay men or else you’d be in real danger

[paleguy deinstable @fattydoinks69]

@RuffMane The tremendously frustrating part is that 90% of the people commenting aren’t Texan and have never been here but are more than willing to sabotage our elections for internet cool points. Makes me wanna combust.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[paleguy deinstable @fattydoinks69]

@aedison go ahead and cc me on that, big dawg

[Conner Hursh @ConnerHursh]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another Local Game Store hosting a Marvel Super Heroes Prerelease.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Any time I see the phrase “enfant terrible” I always mentally translate it as “terrible baby”

[Elias is almost an anagram for Alias @Eliasisalias]

Leon Kennedy

[Falcon 💷 @Falcon0nX]

When you realize you’re the exit liquidity for an unprofitable $2T company

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[big magnet @bigmagnetjim]

Conrad Hall's system was to first light for black and white, and then light for color. The single clearest approach for making images that resolve. Study everything he did.