Madalyn Lane

60% water, 100% bad comedy

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@howiemandel what do you think about my Owie Mandels?? Someone SOMEWHERE would buy them, tell me I’m wrong

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@FedEx why do all of the delivery pictures look like grainy Bigfoot sightings

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@bretmichaels is this ur show??

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@SalVulcano It’s a great day for a birthday (I would know, because it’s mine also 😎).

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

If ur such a Super Bowl fan, name 3 songs by them

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

I forgot how to say “iced coffee” and asked for the coffee “on ice” and also referred to my 20-ounce coffee as a “tall boy”. I hardly ever even drink. So yeah anyway if I ever had to be an undercover drug-sting person, there would be signs and everyone would know.

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

Hopefully on themselves

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

I’m not human, I’m actually just a bunch of @texasroadhouse rolls in a trench coat.

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@TellEmSteveDave as a 28 year-old 13%-er, I appreciate the SpongeBob reference in this week’s episode title. Thank u

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

Jonah Hill said he wants me to delete this picture of myself from Instagram

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@SharkWeek Hear me out. Shark Week is essentially Skinamax for sharks. With titles like “Sharks Gone Wild 3” and “Shark After Dark”, you could easily petition to call your channel “Finamax” for the week. Thank u

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

Didn’t all that smoke in the air mean we got a new Pope or something

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Please stop dming the government at 1am.

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@NBA #MarchMadness but it’s @FedEx and @UPS playing to see who can launch a fragile package the furthest

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Bumped into a couple life long friends tonight here in Boston. Needed to remind them who the Beef was.

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@BQQuinn @TBSNetwork @truTV @GroovyBruce This was the best episode of the season so far!!! So good 😂😂😂

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@Variety @BQQuinn This was so well written! This season has been phenom. The show is my safe space and always gives me something to look forward to. Thank you guys for all the work you’re putting in for us!!

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@BQQuinn @SalVulcano @jamessmurray thanks for the serotonin tonight, boys

[Madalyn Lane @fattymady]

@DairyQueen I can’t help but notice that the world has fallen apart ever since u stopped selling the s’mores blizzard

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

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