Matthew Brooks

the straightest gay man you’ll ever meet

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

advice to lesbians. you wanna find someone that’s down to rock and paper, not just scissor. ✍🏼

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

i get off in 17 mins bouta go bother eden at tobacco

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

Ohtani 0-5 against the cardinals, beautiful 😻
Walker 4-4 against the dodgers, fantastic 😮‍💨

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

@edenisnotcool i’m open

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

gon cup a fart eden asf

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

#ididntknowtherewasevenaninicocoatthisschool

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

@edenisnotcool @Kori_kiing STOP IT

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

just saw trade at jack n the box

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

nobody text or call eden for 3 business days new amazing digital circus episode yall alr know

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

@edenisnotcool

[Chuu 3 @Chuu4Lenin]

Just had a fight with my friend that felt like this

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

ikik pistons got it good wit him now but damn 😭

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

atp bring me bickerstaff #memphis #grizzlies

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

@memgrizz @JahmaiM @IntlPaperCo fire that head coach and maybe ill get a ticket for after all star break

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

memphis tigers football going from 8-1 and losing a bogus bowl game hurt. tigers basketball is getting better. grizzlies actively tanking is making me spiral. don’t get me started on my baseball team (STL Cardinals) take me back to 2021-2023 grizzlies 😩

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

i’m a gay man and could STILL coach the grizzlies better than that fuck ass head coach tuomas isalo or however you spell it idc #nba #memphisgrizzlies

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

can the grizzlies FINALLY just fire tuomas as head coach and hire somebody who actually knows ball. we were up 17 and lost by ONE

[Zia #teamlydia @liviefy]

my genuine reaction to mia and juicy’s lipsync

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

@edenisnotcool @joeynolfi AND HER LONG ASS TRAIN IM DEAD AS A CHILE

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

@starryxlogan @edenisnotcool

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

@edenisnotcool spill pleek

[Matthew Brooks @fattymattyb]

FIRE TUOMAS ISSALO IM SICK OF IT @memgrizz