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Saul Goodman is my husband

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The Flames just won their home opener, Cowboys has finally reopened after two years, and we’re finally experiencing a real Fall with ZERO snow.

Calgary is healing 😭😭

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I can’t explain it, but chicken fingers just taste better after 8:00 pm.

Yeah this is my first tweet back in a long time. What did I miss? I heard the Queen Elizabeth is cheating on Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde is dead —what is going on?

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If Kim and Pete get engaged I will kill myself

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By the grace of god I passed Econ.

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I can’t believe that one time I broke up with my ex at my favourite coffee shop LOL

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@KaitlynSteele Heritage Park YYC, Calgary’s main attraction

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Taking shrooms and going on the heritage park train

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It’s terrifying how Tibet will never be free

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I just realized I’m a huge douche

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When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

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If Kim K is dating Pete Davison that means anything is possible. I’ll finally give the annoying tatted guy a chance. Fuck it I’ll date a guy from Zumiez. Maybe I’ll ask the hipster coffee shop barista out? I’m buying chokers only. Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort.

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100% taking shrooms to go watch Clifford The Big Red Dog in theatres

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@diaanedelacruz Ya I’m fully icked

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If you don’t like ABBA fuck you

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@diaanedelacruz R u kidding me

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Name one Rita Ora song I dare you

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I swear to God every white mom loves homesense

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Looking for a boo thang to keep me company during lockdown #4 😔😔