Tom Faucett

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@JoeHornsPhone One of us is having a stroke and this time I don’t think it’s me

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@20th_Centurygal @braves2430 Van Diemam’s Land —The Edge

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@ditzkoff Courtney Cox stopping by to talk to Bruce was my favorite.

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@ATRightMovies Harder question—name a bad one.

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@ditzkoff He would be so proud to hear the news.

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@PrezWisdom @MountVernon Monticello is unbeatable in presidential homes imo.

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@KristinRaworth Funny how they are on opposite career trajectories. She’s moving from junk to prestige and he’s gone from prestige to garbage.

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@TouchlineX Jack Nicklaus is greater than Tiger.

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@wnrwnrchkndnr15 No way that many partygoers could keep that secret.

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@lippyent Not only did we roam freely, but so did our dogs.

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@watchkeep @Jr__McLeod So basically they were mad the church didn’t hire their wives and got nasty about it?

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@ChocolateUrge Diabetuss

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@Sadie_NC A fried egg

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@SmartLess @NicholasHoult @SeanHayes @arnettwill @SIRIUSXM Love the show, but you guys need to diversify your guest list. It’s whiter than a Mormon family reunion.

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@conquertheno Scared of anyone who picks 9.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@JillianChili I think the bigger question is why is Armageddon in the Criterion Collection??

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@the_eagle_times My Bama guys know.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Catfuscius

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@CTOTHELOS77 Who invited the neighbor?