Jordan Phillips

Mrs. Phillips 9.23.23

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Day 1: It's been 24 hours since I had to say goodbye to my mom... I don't know how to exist in a world where she doesn't. I feel empty and alone.

I love you more than you will ever know mom!

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

I'm really into BlackJack right now. Which is weird... gotta keep developing my brain y'all. Blackjack is good for strategy,

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Dude, I had the hottest dream about @AndySamberg ... I mean there's nothing hotter than a silly goofball 🤷🏼‍♀️. Always gonna be my celebrity crush 😍😋

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

So does anyone else lay on the bathroom floor with a pillow and blanket while listening to the shower... or am I just really fucked up? 😂😂

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Jesus fucking Christ... Connor told his parents about his addiction today and their response is genuinely the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. I'm sitting here crying listening to these supportive and understanding parents.

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Love doesn't exist for people like me.

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Heels dance class Friday. Arena games on Saturday. And tattoo on Monday. Looks who's doing the things she wants to finally.

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Did I fully decide I was getting a tattoo yesterday, came up with a concept, found an artist, and schedule an appointment for Monday... yup. Just gonna do whatever the hell I want going forward.

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

30 days sober!!! 😋☺️🙌🏼

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Sooo... I just kept thinking Connor and I are still so far away from trying for kids and today I started prenatals and downloaded an ovulation tracker. And I feel like somebody should be like, honey, you're a teenager. But actually I'll be geriatric pregnancy 😒

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Well... I'm now in love with #mgk 😍😍😍 #cliche

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Turns out everyone was right... I'm much less annoying and emotional sober 😂😂

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Since I started my 30 day sober challenge I have no idea what day it is because I'm normally drunk as fuck on friday and Saturdays and it feels like Sunday night right now 😒

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

1/3 of the way through my sober 30 challenge. And damnnnn is your girl proud. I have been really killing it at life in the last week. 😌

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Every year, I do this crazy extravagant scavenger hunt/game thing for Connor's birthday... and every year, I fucking up my game... whyyyy? Why do I have to go this hard every year. I'm gonna be totally fucked next year. The last four years have just gotten incredibly elaborate.

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

One week down. Three weeks to go. Thank the lord for non-alcoholic beer though 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

We're on day 2 of my 30 days sober and it's already hell. 😒😒

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

Could I just design live action board games and scavenger hunts but with like investors... I'm actually incredibly skilled at it.

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

When you claim your one of significant others best friends as your own!!! One of my favorite humans is visiting tomorrow 😋😋😋

[Jordan Phillips @faugl_jd]

I fucking looked up the ending of the books "The Summer I Turned Pretty" and just fucking kill me. I love Jeremiah more than anything and you're telling me she picks the whinny bitch boy. Fuck my life.