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[☕ @faunamage]

the world is on fire and you want me to answer emails

[bug girl @buggirl]

if i had to give a description of adhd to someone it would be that there is a goblin inside of my head who controls my brain and sabotages me sometimes but that it’s ok because he’s literally so funny

[☕ @faunamage]

@agoraphobia69 @JakeRalph18 @garfberries @Chase_Hend @Bimb0Slice right yeah but when someone commented a fun fact about ghee vs butter (because you did not clarify and people cant read your mind and most people dont know the difference) you jumped down his throat for mansplaining... like a pretentious ass?
if anyone's mansplaining its you lol

[☕ @faunamage]

@agoraphobia69 @JakeRalph18 @garfberries @Chase_Hend @Bimb0Slice then why did you say butter and not ghee

[☕ @faunamage]

@bennystarks its like tipping your barista in my opinion. you dont have to, but thankful people usually put some extra care in or are a little extra friendly. My family usually offers something to people we hire for hard labor, especially if theyre doing good work. It definitely not weird

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

someone who is “mean to everyone but you” will eventually be mean to you one day.

[☕ @faunamage]

@AnnaKath16 @sophiejdalston @mebisdead @AliceAvizandum @notCursedE @KatyMontgomerie is holding nazis accountable for their war crimes "genocidal language" as well? Is no one allowed to be critical of fascists? Or is it just that no one is allowed to criticize your specific fascist beliefs?

[☕ @faunamage]

@ActNormalOrElse the illusion of choice lol

[☕ @faunamage]

@notyourbeetch @GraceGFreud I literally came here to say exactly this. they get paid to have do-nothing meetings that change nothing. And they're the most incompetent people Ive ever met, I swear they'd pay someone to wipe their ass for them if they could.

[☕ @faunamage]

@lauritadianita2 @mollytaft and for unaffordable housing, a terrible job market, bad economy, violent crime (cause by the previous issues listed) a growing hard drug epidemic, and some of the least intelligent politicians america has to offer... 😬

[PepperCoyote🇺🇸☭ @peppercoyote]

Bullshit - lies

Dogshit - poor quality

Batshit - illogical

Apeshit - frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - unfair

[☕ @faunamage]

@mollytaft Alaska gets 90 degrees in the summer and its getting hotter and more dry. which is worse because we have so many birch forests which burn extremely hot and fast. Canada and other northern places are not safer. nowhere is safe.

[☕ @faunamage]

@mollytaft Alaska is burning to the ground every summer, its just not on the news. its not exempt from climate change, its getting hit HARD.

[☕ @faunamage]

@rileyrethaI humans make things. we made art long before money and we will always make art. Art that is for culture/enjoyment and not capital is actually better because its not generic, safe, "profitable" art.
people who dont get that have never had a hobby they simply enjoyed

[☕ @faunamage]

@chupapipapipapi @ayla7878 @real_life_ti @Indiawaltonbflo 45 year old man with adult acne and an unwashed ass...

[☕ @faunamage]

@iApologize16 @csoutas @adrunken_duck @RussOnPolitics @POTUS fucking wells fargo goon... we cant be surprised

[☕ @faunamage]

@clur19 literally when I was like 17 I said he looks like a person that smells bad and everyone thought I was wack so I appreciate this take

[☕ @faunamage]

@77MarioF77 @Indiawaltonbflo Landlords can create reports on your actual credit. I once didnt get a rental because there was some sort of flag on me that I had to fight to remove, because it wasnt even mine. It was some other person who lived in a totally different state.

so yeah

[☕ @faunamage]

having a wimpy gut with multiple food allergies is fun because every time I eat it's like a fun little game of cramp roulette

[Jessica Law is no longer on X @JessicaTheLaw]

OK, Twitter, look - it's time to have a talk. I've been seeing a lot of climate despair on here lately, and I understand it's cathartic to voice your deepest fears, but at this point in time, that despair is also a self-fulfilling prophecy. I work for an environmental charity- 1/