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I’ll give you a dollar to eat this old grape (they/them)

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

hey im home alone and stir crazy and i saw a youtuber do this so this is my favorite movie from every year ive been alive 🧵/

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

@lintbimbo i had a filthy fucking martini with blue cheese olives on my birthday last year and i still think about it

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

my tarot cards are telling me to move to new york city

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

am i considering they/she because it feels right or because i want to be respected as an individual?? 🧐🧐

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

you’re in her DMs, i’m commanding our ships to claim our toehold in the Riverlands

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

“babe please stop,, for me…” but it’s just my computer mouse about to add my name to the signup genius

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

going out for auditions as an act of self harm

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

thinking abt the “if all your friends were jumping off a cliff would you do it too” adage and realized that yes i would absolutely do that

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

my name is sam levinson and the bible is awesome but so are boobies!! but sex workers are bad and should be punished. but i still wanna look at them and touch my weewee while i do it

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

that was probably the worst season of television i’ve ever seen front to back

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

i’m nonbinary unless you’re gonna be weird about it and then no i’m not

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

how was ur weekend this was mine <3

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

@lintbotomy prob just a cheeseburger animal style 😋 maybe a milkshake

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

@lintbotomy yes!! for the first time!! i was only thinking abt mexican food but i also need to get in n out

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

@lintbotomy whaat i’m going to LA next weekend!

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

i feel the urge to reveal that the real reason i haven’t watched girls is because i have seen this scene and it was too much for me. like imagine if you saw scott’s tots first? never in a million years would you watch the rest of the office

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

this movie was a fundamental element of my childhood i wore out the VHS tape from use

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

happy 31 years to an astonishingly lovely film

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

oh for sure

[flo🪴 @faunaviolet]

you met me at a very sweeney todd time in my life