Josh Abrams

Expert brat tamer, mythological creature, Your Friendly Local Neighborhood Supervillain. he/him.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

If you came here looking for nudes, you're gonna be disappointed...

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

Don't ask me about my biodog's genitals on the apps, dude. Just don't.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

My primary kink is making boys feel capable and self-actualised.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

The number of y'all following my main w your alts.... And you wonder why I haven't followed you back yet. 🙄🙄 Yes, there's an alt account. Grow a pair and ask if you really wanna know.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun You take that back. Thems fightin words.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun Blue light keeps you awake. Yellow orange light is relaxing. Thats why there's a blue filter on your phone at night.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

Y'all: i know this is gonna come as a shock but words have actual meanings and you will have to contend with the various contextual inferences made by the person you're talking to. That's how language works. You don't get to decide how other people interpret what you say.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

My give-a-shit has been rendered entirely nonfunctional. I will not be making attempts to repair it.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

The only difference between Everything But the Girl and Hooverphonic is 60bpm.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun @mattlindner Early onset heart disease?

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun Are you trying to get me to buy diabetic testing supplies? Or are you just trying to conquer the Philippines?

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun Why not both?

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun Survivalists call preppers "loot drops"

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun Realistically it's less co2 pollution to make the wrapper over the amount produced by the chickens themselves.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun @leafcity6 Let me know how it comes out

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun Honey, are you okay?

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun DRUM AND BASS IS THE SHIIIIIT!!!!!

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@chrisfa678 @DecodingFoxNews @KeikiBelle Beat me to it.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@leprechaunsrfun Outside has people and yall dont know how to act.

[Josh Abrams @fauncub]

@Seals_TheDeals English is Red. Social studies is purple. Obv