Wyatt

23 | College Student | Lover of Fried Chicken

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

I think I’m in love with my best friend

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

I think this is a really strong metaphor for Mike Lee and other senate republicans wanting to sell off public lands

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Gross….they really are paving over the grass in the Rose Garden

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Ratio

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

✨Girl Math ✨

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We were losing hundreds of billions of dollars with China. Now we're essentially not doing business with China. Therefore, we're saving hundreds of billions of dollars. It's very simple."

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

Happy new year! Gonna be the first person in Utah to ****

[poletic kate @poetickate]

im gonna be so for real, this is how i do it

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

@theotherspeegle I’ve read reviews which would beg to differ!

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

Anyways selling blackmail on Tyler for 20$ a pop

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

Visiting Alabama and going through all of @theotherspeegle baby pictures 🥺😂🥺

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

Visiting Alabama and going through all of @theotherspeegle baby pictures 🥺😂🥺

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

@theotherspeegle Oh so you’re subtweeting now?

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

@homoseksuaali_ Oh, I’m sorry, don’t go in the water.

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

Who wants to protest Rhonda Santis when he comes to visit Utah on the 22nd of April?

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

I think my biggest red flag is that I eat baked potatoes like an apple.

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

I’ve scheduled an inspection walkthrough twice this week with my landlord. BOTH times they have called me 2 hours AFTER the scheduled time asking if it’s okay they come look at the apartment.

No!! What’s the point of setting an appointment if you aren’t gonna show??

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

I’ll believe it when I see the water rising in the lake, Governor!

[Spencer Cox @SpencerJCox]

We’ve been working on this for a long time and I’m so excited to finally make it public. We are so grateful to the church for their generosity and stewardship. Together with the state’s $1B investment and massive policy changes, the future of the lake has never been more secure!

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

FUCK! I’m late to the game!! Congrats Utah on a new, Amazing flag!!

[Utah State Flag @BeehiveFlag]

To @GovCox’s desk!!!!! The #utleg adopted the #BeehiveFlag today. Congratulations, #Utah, you’re getting a new flag!

[Salt Lake City Government @SLCgov]

Ranking our names

Salt Lake City: 8/10 Very us, so formal

Salt Lake: 9/10 Casual, good vibes

SLC: 10/10 Feels cool to only be referred to by our initials 😎

Big Salty: 7/10 Don't know where this one came from but we'll take it!

Boring: -100/10 Who told you this about us?

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

TIL it’s illegal to buy a car on a Sunday in Colorado.

Source: https://t.co/HfTvSSQcA7

[Wyatt @FAurellius]

@Nelson6848 @PlatypusInAHat @FoxNews No, I think you read it wrong.