Faustian Augustus

Inbred moron, idiot, irredeemable loser. 6’4”

[azu @azu2137]

@tortured_man i don't think they're capable of feeling love. it's insane

[TORTURED MAN @tortured_man]

Normgroids are really "CHEATING ON EACH OTHER". Completely incomprehensible world. These people are really living in a different reality from you and I

[Faustian Augustus @FaustAugustus]

@bronzeagemantis @Chickenhearts69 When we cut up many papayas to feed to our monkeys we remove the seeds because they can be dangerous for them to eat, but maybe there are other uses we didn’t know

[Faustian Augustus @FaustAugustus]

He achieved undying fame. He is more real than untold millions

[Faustian Augustus @FaustAugustus]

Have you listened to the Skyrim soundtrack while watching the horizon recently, anon?

Come home.

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Anyone else notice an uptick in indians trying to uno-reverse whites?

[Adriana Flowers 🌸 @Adriana19Flower]

Imagine you're married, you have a decent family. Then your wife decides she doesn't want to be with you.Then she posts videos about how she's newly single, everything is looking great, and she’s taking half of your things.

Do women not realize just how enraging this is to men?

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

from my understanding this is how men and women are meant to interact

[Eric Richards @EricRichards22]

"I'd like to have a binding conversation about a subject that I've given you zero warning was even in play"

[Ben Harris @btharris93]

No actually I blame successive governments who have ensured that electricity remains expensive and air conditioning highly regulated.

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Men don’t want to get married anymore because of how bad a deal it is for them so they’re just changing the laws to make it so that girlfriends can take your stuff without even having to be married to you.

[Faustian Augustus @FaustAugustus]

>scary, gross, instinctual aversion evolved over millions of years, enters your house and ruins your food

>safe, amusing, delicious source of nutrients since the mesolithic, does not enter your house and is your food on beach vacations

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

big difference imo

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

one of the things many men just don’t “Get” about women:

they think reproducing with another man makes them special and important to other men, entitled to skip lines and bend rules; the same instinct that compels them think everyone else finds their ugly baby “cute”

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

All female self-victimization reporting is just this, over and over because this is how women negotiate

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

Nah I'd leave her for that tbh lol

[FINMAN @erikfinman]

Nobody cares. Trump actually fixes our public spaces.