FauxRick Bonnell

I produce high-end sports journalism for @theobserver. Cover the @hornets and Gordon Hayward, not necessarily in that order. Parody of @rick_bonnell

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

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[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

What are all these overserved hooligans dressed in green doing in my city? First the usual CIAA shenanigans and now this! #pinchmyass

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Holy guacamole! Fiddlesticks! Nooooooooooo! https://t.co/sXyruiGJZN

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

The Grizzlies are Lance Stephenson's now, and that's entertaining as hell: https://t.co/eFcA0fSehe

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Bah Humbug! https://t.co/FGUGairekr

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Beena long nihgt this evnung

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

He's a blight on the game of basketball! https://t.co/trtbbspFKa

[Baxter Holmes @Baxter]

Final: MEM 112, LAL 95

Highlight: A Lakers fan near press row screaming “WHAT THE F—!!!” after a Lance Stephenson layup put LAL down 29.

[SB Nation NBA @SBNationNBA]

For one glorious possession, Lance Stephenson turned basketball into Mario Kart https://t.co/eKjEKwaRoJ

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

Ahhhhhhhhhhem: https://t.co/TqUp7n1g3p

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

I sure hope Dave Joerger is a masochist! Imagine dealing with @StephensonLance @hairston_pj and @Matt_Barnes22 on a daily basis. Yowzers!

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

Hey @twitter - you pulled a photo of @StephensonLance when the top trend is @unclejeffgreen What an insult to Jeff!

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Show-off. Two points are two points. https://t.co/f754H7BpKM

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

#RIPLakers https://t.co/324nwJG1cv https://t.co/eVrVN6pmrK

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This is just great. https://t.co/CoU3lzmF1v

[Scott Fowler @scott_fowler]

A full moon has arisen at stadium and Thomas Davis apparently just turned into a werewolf.

[Forbes SportsMoney @ForbesSports]

The NBA's least engaged fanbases https://t.co/GLUplsOUpH

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

+1 https://t.co/2QPWpc2LCY

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

.@JJWatt Get up. You'll be a champion next year.

[Rick Bonnell @rick_bonnell]

Lance was a bad signing, a horrible season and lucky trade.

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

Here's the scoop, fellas; Big Al was doing whip-its.

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I knew the scent of that Lance character would linger around the @hornets ! Must be 2nd hand smoke for Big Al. Too good a guy to smoke weed.

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

Fiddlesticks! https://t.co/iz8QUQzm1S

[Candace Buckner @CandaceDBuckner]

Lance Stephenson is 5 for 6 (2 3-pointers) with a team-high 12 points. Played well last 3 gms off the bench but extra oppo 2nite w/ CP3 out

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This is so cool. https://t.co/Q7gJ2fa8gh

[For The Win @ForTheWin]

Rick Barry's son shoots underhanded free-throws just like Rick Barry – https://t.co/FjRWkcCnLx https://t.co/zfnNKLXwNe

[FauxRick Bonnell @fauxRickBonnell]

There's a North Carolinian doing a halfway decent job of covering the @hornets if I do say so myself. https://t.co/t127i2wmri