Faux Eric Gordon

Pretty good NBA shooting guard. #Cornerstone

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If you love NOLA, she’ll love you back

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Chris Paul can’t hold AD’s jock.

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What happened I blacked out

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Just another day at the office.

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#FireMonty
#HireKarl

Let's get it trending #NOLA.

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I'm embarrassed and I'm the one pulling 15M.

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Had this homeless cat show up at shoot around this morning

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What was worse? Keeping Tyreke on the bench for 5 months or waiting 80 games to waive Steitsma? #DellMontyProbz

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Are we done yet?

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.@DavePasch Hornets Count: 3

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Ever wish you got injured?

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#FireMonty

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Hey @PelicansNBA Let's keep @PelicanPierre and repackage Monty into George Karl instead.

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Big win today. Now we can lose to Sacramento tomorrow and keep the Tank rolling without anyone batting an eye. #advancedtank

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WTF?? @PelicansNBA

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Cool fact not many people know about me: I breathe through my teeth.

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Good to be home. What's it gonna be tonight? Louis XIV or Dom Perignon? Muahajaaha

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But I've got 23 thru 3? “@SrDavidwesley4: Not a good night for the #Pelicans down 21 going to start 4th Q.”

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Would you stop milking this shit and get back already? “@BourbonStShots: Pelicans checking on Ryan Anderson via Cam”

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The Colts won and I scored 21 in my hometown. Great night.