weird coworker told me he’s been killing squirrels with a crossbow and selling their tails on Etsy so I laughed, but he was like “no, check this out”, opened the work fridge and there was a whole fucking necklace made of frozen squirrel tails
Shipping to me is like pairing two characters with an interesting bond i don’t necessarily want to see them kiss, I just wanna watch them interact like little lab rats in my mind