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[izzy @fauxlacroix]

white males under 30 who wear hey dudes are getting punched in the head on sight

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

hawk tuah is only funny to 27 year old welder white dudes dating 18 year olds and forgo washing their hands no matter what

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING HAWK TUAH CORE HAS MAGA WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

[julia hava @binchcity]

We should’ve known Trump was gonna win just based on the cultural impact of Hawk Tuah

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

ok antifa so when we get on the bus to dc do you know if we’ll get to stop at mcdonal on the way

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re the bear from the celestial seasonings sleepytime tea box

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

we’re not making it out the hood

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

y’all no way that this is my partner that i have to create and present a powerpoint with … they claimed that they already finished it but i could add whatever i wanted… this turned into a full on peer review

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

y’all no way that this is my partner that i have to create and present a powerpoint with … they claimed that they already finished it but i could add whatever i wanted… this turned into a full on peer review

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

i’m 🔙 on Twitter so i can avoid doing my work and i’m having fun pooping on the clock

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

everyday i think about one of my childhood best friends yanking this girl through a crowded hallway at 7am and just mercilessly beating the bajesus out of her (she actually kind of deserved it, she was racist)

[$ @Hnzdz]

I wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

at my job, i have met a few of columbus’ finest (c*meron m*tchell) and surprise surprise they actually suck

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

i just found out who the guy that built the ominous corn statues in dublin is!!! turns out he’s also mean to servers for his own mistakes!!! crazy how that works

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

i do want to stress though that voting for a third party candidate in our current political climate is just stupid

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

1. maybe stop looking to celebrities to affirm your political values. obviously it’s great if they have a platform and they use it to speak out against issues such as palestine etc

2. this is a very general opinion amongst the people who will vote for kamala harris

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

i will vote for kamala harris. she does have SOME policies that seem like they would benefit our country. however, her support for israel is one thing that could be completely detrimental to palestine but at the same time trump being in office would be way worse for them and us.

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

i’ll say it again i’ll say it a thousand fucking times, celebrity worship sucks

[izzy @fauxlacroix]

3. i think this video is v easy for people to criticize because chappell is speaking too vaguely which in turn leaves what she’s saying up to open interpretation. fuck the right, fuck conservatives but we can’t all sit here and worship democrats and ignore their actions