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[karen @fauxloving]

https://t.co/qrFvYfV8HK ୭ ˚.

[karen @fauxloving]

⠀⠀𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ ⋅ ⠀fᥲᥙx ᥲᥒgᥱᥣιᥴ 🪽

[karen @fauxloving]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary oh.....

[𝐶𝐿𝑌𝐷𝐸 ™ @CLYDEISTHEBESTT]

ℐ 𝓃ℯℯ𝒹 𝓉ℴ 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉ℯ𝓃 𝓰ℴℴ𝒹
ℐ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 ℐ 𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝓉ℴℴ 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹
ℋℴ𝓌 ℐ 𝓁ℴℴ𝓀, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 ℐ 𝒹ℴ, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 ℐ'𝓂 𝓈𝒶𝓎𝒾𝓃', 𝒶𝒽 ℐ 𝓈𝓅ℯ𝓃𝒹 𝓉ℴℴ 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝓉𝒾𝓂ℯ ℯ𝓍𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃'

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#SPRP / #MVRP

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[ᥴhᥲrᥣottᥱ . ꒱ @wrecklessloves]

https://t.co/SqgVTiKj6c ੭୧

[🌻; Butters! @sunflowerstotch]

Rock bottom only got me higher
Won't be a victim, I'm a 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙤𝙧.
[Leopold 'Butters' Stotch]

[karen @fauxloving]

" nobody here really does that . . . we have laws, and we have a police department, but nobody really cares, " she replied with a small grin.

justice didn't exist in THIS town. nope. people were fucked over every single day. purging was normal.

[— 𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 @NETHERBORNHERO]

“Oh, thank you…”

He wasn’t expecting the complement, but it wasn’t unwelcome. He worked hard on it.

“I’m sure you caught on, but I’m a vigilante. I patrol the streets and bring forth justice to those who threaten the safety of South Park.”

[karen @fauxloving]

her own kenny barely ever went out as mysterion, if he ever did in the first place. . . . nobody in her town wanted to save anybody else.

" I'm karen, but I assume you already knew that? . . . it's nice to meet you. I like the costume "

[— 𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 @NETHERBORNHERO]

Hearing her questions, it was only natural that she’d be curious of his identity. Unfortunately, he can’t reveal himself, ever to her. There’s a reason he conceals himself.

“…Mysterion.”

His hero name. Nothing more.

[karen @fauxloving]

when was the last time she was smiled at? not recently, that was for certain. karen visibly relaxed and spoke in a more gentle, even tone of voice. the young woman glanced at mysterion once more.

" you remind me of somebody. how'd you get over here, dude? what's your name? "

[— 𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 @NETHERBORNHERO]

He wasn’t expecting such an offer, especially since he just technically met her. But hey, she wouldn’t have offered if she wasn’t open to it, right?

“I wouldn’t mind that.”

A small smile formed on his lips, a gesture not many get to witness personally.

[karen @fauxloving]

karen didn't want to be alone. her version of kenny was always busy and barely had time for her anymore, which really sucked. since she looked up to him! yet she had no idea that mysterion was kenny.

" . . . you didn't disturb me. did you want to hang out? "

[— 𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 @NETHERBORNHERO]

Even if by the off chance that she wasn’t HIS Karen, she still is a version of her. That’s all he needed to know.

“That’s…good to hear. I didn’t mean to disturb you.”

[karen @fauxloving]

this wasn't HIS version of karen, but she wondered if he knew that? her scowl was replaced by a smile. at least she could express genuine happiness with him.

" nobody has been giving me issues. . . probably because I have a concealed carry "

[— 𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 @NETHERBORNHERO]

Probably not, but it wouldn’t be his first time perishing from a gun…

“I just wanted to make sure nobody was giving you any trouble.”

[karen @fauxloving]

it's not a good idea to sneak up on somebody with a concealed carry glock.

" oh -- it's you. hey? "

[— 𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙇 @NETHERBORNHERO]

Suddenly appears before @fauxloving

[karen @fauxloving]

https://t.co/ZcfRVdPAJP

he works at spencers in the mall. the one downside is that the fic mentions him getting drunk a few times, though the fic isn't told from HIS pov. it's eric's pov.

so that makes me think mv kenny has a drinking problem.

[karen @fauxloving]

https://t.co/ZcfRVdPAJP

i would LOVE a mv Kenny. in the fic he was really goofy, taunted the north parkers after they attacked kyle, got bl*wn up in a fireworks factory expl*sion in north park ( pre - fic timeline ), and he got drunk and prank called eric's charity telethons.

[karen @fauxloving]

https://t.co/ZcfRVdPAJP

i would LOVE a mv Kenny. in the fic he was really goofy, taunted the north parkers after they attacked kyle, got bl*wn up in a fireworks factory expl*sion in north park ( pre - fic timeline ), and he got drunk and prank called eric's charity telethons.

[karen @fauxloving]

drinking iced coffee at 6pm 👍 I won't regret this later.

[karen @fauxloving]

I can't take my father seriously because he has the same name as this stupid rat.

[karen @fauxloving]

https://t.co/ZcfRVdQ8zn

i have always wanted a violent cottagecore mf. karen is barely in the fic, and is only mentioned as having bebe's kidney after kyle stole it to give to karen. AND the mccormick family was rich at some point but stuart decided to ruin the finances.

[karen @fauxloving]

https://t.co/ZcfRVdQ8zn

OKAYYY. I'm done with this account :3

i tried really hard!!! I spent like three? hours on this I want to say. I sorta lost track of time.

[karen @fauxloving]

https://t.co/1GIVJJCC76 ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ