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miss universe

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i’m shit my name jeff

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men never wanna feed you grapes and fan you with a palm leaf these days

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accidentally fell asleep with the news playing in the background for 5 hours, subliminally implanted extra doom in my brain

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something to take the edge off: A Gun

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I got my phone back guys #W

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I HAVE A PROBLEM

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I am angry
lowkey

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left my phone in a fucking uber last night Fuck my chud life I didnt want a phone anyways

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I hate me I love me

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does anyone know me

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@TrueMediumBlue sent from my iPhone

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then throwing my chocolate away to focus on my phone

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throwing my phone away to focus on my career as a chocolatier

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I would go anywhere with or without a gun

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Ladies: Hi 😍

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finally CRIED on zoloft this is groundbreaking

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if you have snapchat in 2026 you’re a sex offender

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gargling on despair

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if I were on Love Island I would just kill everyone

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just when i thought it was over. saw another causal loop diagram on the inside of my eyelids

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a pornography addiction is one of the most embarrassing addictions of all time. like just do drugs instead??