Rice W. Rencela

Keyboardist in MEEEB and Generator the Band. Lousy poet. Good friend to those who need it. A-hole to those that deserve it. Love my Dog. Empathy=02% remaining.

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Sometimes, I think about all the astronauts that will be trapped in space when the world ends...

...and if they have already been born... or if they are already in space.

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@ultrakillblast Fucking CLASSIC!

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@CursedCassette But the devil dies of dysentery

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@PulpLibrarian I taught myself the internet by smell

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@chmxmtw @TheRealDudja Awesome 🙌

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🤭😅

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@BobGolen Ugh

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@PlantRobinson God she's icky... imo

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@PlantRobinson What if I say the wrong thing?

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Now what? Legal Ethics minds? https://t.co/eKzFBzsqnC

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@lippyent Ford

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@PlantRobinson My pantyhose always runs 🤦‍♀️

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"I hear you poop your pants when you die... that really changed the John Wick movies for me."
~Pete Holmes

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@BobGolen Yeses

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@OldManLefty1 Sounds like she served her sentence.

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Gladiators slaughtering Christians at the Colosseum seems like a hoot.

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

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@SeanOhhhh Or the mom a date.

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@DrewCareyvan Pumpkin stroke

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@PlantRobinson Cry havoc! And Release the werewolf!

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Wurthers ?

[We Love Food @_we_love_food]

Bet NO ONE knows this Candy without its wrapper…

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Suck it Ed. https://t.co/CTu8LbmVLE