Uber driver(about to turn left into oncoming traffic) : I’m not religious bro. I’m all about truth. I’m a virgo. But that’s the thing bro god isn’t religious either. Hes the truth. God is the truth
me (last moments on earth): God goes crazy
sometimes my cat likes to sit on her hammock by the window and imitate bird noises she hears. done it twice this morning but every time i start recording she stops