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I'm not an alcoholic anymore FAKE FUCK OFF

[It @fauxposey]

@slightlyher Please suck my dick while I eat Doritos. Cool Ranch.

[It @fauxposey]

@slightlyher Who else.

[It @fauxposey]

@slightlyher Happy now? Get on my dick.

[It @fauxposey]

@slightlyher Uh, I don't know, becAUSE THERE WAS A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE SALE?!! GOD!! BUZZ OFF!! *opens bag of Doritos*

[It @fauxposey]

@slightlyher You can try, but I'm gonna be pretty busy eating Doritos since it is already 3:20 AM and I'm usually eating Doritos by this time.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball The subject change. I dunno, I think he got arrested for throwing a tantrum in an Arby's... wait, that was me.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball Yeah, I'm tryna keep you up. 😏

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball I'll sing you to sleep. Let me get my maracas.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball Literally ages. Trump is pres? What year is it? Yeah, I'm alright. How are you?

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball Nah, I really do remember you though. Your username is very memorable. Swear.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball Yeah, from back when the Declaration of Independence was signed. I'm surprised you remember me tbh.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball YOU'RE comedy gold. One time you said something really funny, but it was so long ago and I've been to prison multiple times since then that I can't remember it, but it was FANTASTIC.

[It @fauxposey]

I really love fucking you too.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball Yeah, it's hard to go to family reunions. Everyone's always asking if I'm happy to see them, but I'm like, "Aw come on guys. Haha, y'all know I got a big dick."

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball Yeah. *tears up* It's fine, I don't wanna talk about it. Well, it's just hard you know? Having a big dick. So hard.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball Trust me, you don't wanna know what my ultimate gift is.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball I have the effect on people.

[It @fauxposey]

@AmazingGumball https://t.co/Hyr8OJdybJ Try adding this one to your sleep playlist, lovemaking playlist, funeral playlist, really works for anything tbh. Worked for me just now in the bath.

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@slightlyher I'm back, I'm pale, I'm ready to turn my summer around.

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I'm really gonna miss the prison food.