Dr. Al Koholic

once upon a time communication legend. BLM

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

It was everything Cinnabon, please don’t ever change https://t.co/pxrOqAwkwY

[Cinnabon @Cinnabon]

@fauxsamrose Was it the frosting or the swirls?

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

imagine hating on me and I’m just walking around diggin in my butt

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

Congrats @BRANDONWARDELL

[ESPN @espn]

Filipino American representation in the NBA Finals 🇵🇭

Dylan Harper of the Spurs and Jordan Clarkson of the Knicks will face off for all the marbles 🔥

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

You’re telling me a pea nutted in this butter?

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

thinking about the time I had just smoked a joint in Spokane and posted a photo of ants on the sidewalk in a single file line on my instagram story and @‘ed Woody Allen’s official account with the caption “you could never”

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

Jack Ryan this, Jack Reacher that.. bitch how bout you JACK me off!!

[Zara @zaracraves]

if you can steal my man with a plate of food then u can keep that fat piece of shit

[stars hollow imam @FAKESMILZES]

Jeremy allen Chalamet

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

Charlize Theron wakes up at 2am to eat cold Mac and cheese and she’s revered

I wake up at 2am to eat cold Mac and a cheese and I’m a “fat fucking loser”

Make it make sense

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

I’ve just seen a woman who works at a pizza shop start a TikTok by saying “As a woman in pizza”

[✧ @kodstrangeer]

i was tryna figure out who was missing and realized scooby isn’t real

[z 🍒 @itszairia]

in my bed farting up a storm

[Kam @Y2Kam__]

Parmesan crusted dubai chocolate protein packed glp-1 gummy

[Nick Lindquist @nick_lindquist]

millennials have lived through:

- 2 recessions
- 9/11
- iraq & afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- donna kelce home renovation

[Riċ @ricblurs]

we finally made it to friday

[yc @yc]

Gotta squash the beef if you wanna touch real cheese 😤😤😤

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is going to hit boomer facebook like an atomic bomb.

[Rob @bIurt99]

Can’t beat a bit of harmless work banter

[disco barbie @annabesss]

imagine finding out your boyfriend subscribed to hawk tuah’s only fans

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

haven’t stopped thinking abt this

[Dr. Al Koholic @fauxsamrose]

#GotItOn @TylerIAm

[G-Wiz @WizardsGWiz]

all star game = all star kicks