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wide awake

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@phen_omenon ah noo you laik tha numburs

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@fuckyouiquit *gulp* are they sure it's the D epression and not the R ecession

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@USA_Polling Unicameral system of elected and locally accountable representatives

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@harrisonwyrick

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@Breezey_Bri0915 @headintheoffice Intelligensia of Israel. They're applauding him every time he lies. He said that The US was Israel's biggest ally since founding, which is patently false. We only started having close ties after the 6 day war.

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@Breezey_Bri0915 @headintheoffice He then says that the Arab countries need to "be the adults in the room." He is glossing over the US/Israel choice to never speak with Hamas, which the Obama Admin did during his time as a cabinet member. He's also speaking at Tel Aviv uni, so these are supposed to be the--

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People freak out but don't realize it's because every kid by a WASP is called some weird thing like Beighleelynn and Corundum instead of Mary and John.

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BREAKING: stuff that doesn’t matter that’s ten years old

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@kendotorg

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@kendotorg "THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OR JAPAN COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS!!!"

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I bet the islamic republic of Japan would have beautiful architecture and food

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@Chindogg21 @GOuellette53729 @realandhonestg @ettingermentum They actually deleted it and apologized.

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@2Pushpins @ this guy

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@PiffWhiffle Not a real post but don't let that discourage you

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@headintheoffice HEADERS RISE UP

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"Michigan needs a fighter" meanwhile she fighting the podium

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@cushbomb TELL THEM MATT!!! YOU ARE OUR RETRIBUTION!!!!

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@now_thats_oscar "You want a job that pays a living wage and requires you to apply by spending 3 hours of your life re-typing what you already submitted? Just go in and shake their hand!"

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@wariocolosseum This is like that quote from Khomeni like Americans have no heroes to kill, just spongebob and spiderman. We have no significant cultural artifacts to preserve today, just consumer goods and brand identity.