Dr. Timothy Meyer

Parody Ag Economics Professor at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.
Intended solely for entertainment purposes, nothing more.

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

@repomiko @HuskerExtraSip Dude chill your no profile picture having ass out

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

An oldie but a goodie

[Rodger Farr @Farrbicide]

And just like a mighty phoenix, Faux Tim rises from the ashes of burnt banana bread to remind us all why he exists in the first place

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Y'all thought I would forget national banana bread day didn't you?

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

The 11th commandment for farmers is "Thou shall not pay income tax"

[Lincoln Journal Star @JournalStarNews]

Trump paid $750 in taxes in 2016 and again in 2017, but paid no tax most years, according to a report Sunday in The New York Times. A lawyer for Trump called the report inaccurate. https://t.co/EbGZ6sn880

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

@Guruofrunning Shit happens when you party naked

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

I apologise for socially distancing myself from social media y'all. Turns out you shouldn't ingest rum soaked banana bread through any orifice besides your mouth....

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Today I learned that the person who pretends to be me in real life (@RealProfMeyer) blocked me on Twitter and that kinda makes me sad

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Not only should Pete Rose be allowed in the hall of fame, but he should be induced because of his gambling ability @LeBatardShow

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

@Kaleb_Kindler Aww yes they are still putting shit behind the fridge

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

I'll be honest, I haven't taken one of my classes in nearly four years. Do I even still like banana bread and birks

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

@DaltonQuandt @kgerman2018 Now just hold the fuck on now

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Are the Packers a non-essential part of the beef and pork industry? Their utility decreases every day

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Is the "Flea Kicker" the only reason that we have to listen to Davidson's bitching and moaning ever week during his broadcast?

[Matt Davison @Matt_Davison]

I saw some great tweets tonight following the @HuskerFBNation game on ESPNU. This one is my favorite. Reminds me...of me...watching the Big Red as a kid. #GBR

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Batch number three for the morning! Just can't get enough banana bread!

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Quarantine Update: The law of diminishing returns may not apply to banana bread. Marginal utility may actually INCREASE for each additional loaf. Should have a paper about it out by May

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

You thought my classes were confusing now? Just wait until I'm poorly explaining graphs from my basement while half drunk on rum and baking apocalyptic amounts of banana bread

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Nice

[Bryce Doeschot @BDoeschot]

The "Voice of Rural Nebraska" @krvn celebrates 69 years of delivering news, weather, ag markets and more today.

Check out the thread below for a bit of KRVN history!

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

Hannah Ann is trash tho.

[Dr. Timothy Meyer @FauxTimMeyer]

@Runza @Farrbicide because you know we miss you up here and that you miss Runzas down in AR