X-gal 🩵

🇵🇸🇸🇸🇨🇩🪽Create something beautiful 🪸🇬🇭

[X-gal 🩵 @favcancer_devil]

HAPPY INDEPENDENT DAY GHANA!!! 🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭 Very proud of the Motherland

[𓏲ּ𝄢 @aoifechem]

a defesa civil proibiu esse vídeo na minha cidade pq as barragens de todas as bucetas explodiram e nós estamos há 2 dias nadando num sopão coletivo de lubrificação vaginal

[juhi • ꕤ @fadesavenue]

if you're telling me that a sandwich has never made you feel like this i genuinely feel sorry for you

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Bro just fulfilled that one childhood dream we all had

[Trilly @YoungsTeflon]

My inner child smiled thru out this whole 🤣🤣 he really hit that shit

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

this is the best thing I've ever read

[𝐑𝐚𝐟𝐚¹⁹ꕤ | ᵏⁱˢˢ ᵐᵉ @llovedroughtt]

If aborting is murder then donating sperm is child trafficking

[®️👼🏼 @myhotcore]

yo llegando a un lugar donde no me soportan

[🇦🇱 @AlbiFairs]

Tried being confident and had a panic attack

[Ciara @Ciara_BK]

My friend bumped into a guy we used to live with and his one question about me was “Is she still terrorising men”

[sofi ★ @rablots]

cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto

[Kenny Tomodachi @tony_mombanga]

I feel like we collectively failed the Indian community. People feel so comfortable being racist as fuck towards them. It's almost accepted.

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

Quando você tá conversando com uma pessoa e percebe que ela está tentando tirar uma informação de você.

[Louise Litt @moni_lisa]

Pilates and Prostates

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

"You handled the stress so well"

Meanwhile me:

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

He initially put in the word for his friend, but once he understood the broader situation, he plugged himself and his family😂😂

[La’Marshae 🎀 @sherrezlamarsha]

i don’t call twitter by its slave name

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

the way adéla stood up for rachel… women supporting women in the music industry, as they SHOULD😭