Fawks Beaumont

Just the ramblings of a 30-something fox.
Vulgarity and booze should be expected.

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This year has been extremely hard on a lot of people and the holidays can compound issues.

Think of those in your life that might be alone and isolated during the holidays and take the time to personally reach out to them. It can mean the world to them.

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@rufus_wolf Tomorrow's looking pretty chilly too, just sayin'.

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@AkariHusky Your morning wood is getting a little out of control.

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@rufus_wolf @Corktoofs Wait... do we need the t-shirt to train this werewolf??? Inquiring minds want to know.

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@_RavenWolf_ Publicly nice, but privately naughty... of course. :D

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@briggswolf That is the most Michigan statement I've heard in a decade.

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@Corktoofs That sounds exactly the kind of place I'd go to get another one!

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@bipolarbear77 @JekkiesHeckies I know a Puyallup roll on sight and now I'm a little sad.

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Hey, it's almost been a year since I actually did a tweet thing.

New job, new home, new life. 2022 has been wild in the best way.

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@AkariHusky Don't you love how that seems to happen. Like, as soon as your brain has some free space, the horny slides right on in.

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@rufus_wolf Woof, you're really making that work!

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@AkariHusky Seems to be common. Was trying to set-up a smart TV for someone a couple weeks ago and got the same thing using the code.

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@BigBlueFox Space Mountain on Halloween and the Industrial park (just watched that yesterday) were experiences I'll never forget, though my favorite memories were the random interactions that just happened around you. :P

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I'm so use to being the youngest in my closest circle of friends that I didn't notice that I've somehow become the oldest.

Legit having to ask people to explain things to me that I'm clearly too old to get does not feel good.

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Gotta love those jobs that are like "Hey, you need to work the Friday after Thanksgiving" and yet is a total ghost town that day.

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@bipolarbear77 Totally valid. :D

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Apparently being Ace confuses the fuck out of this test. :P

Though, still as accurate as it can be.

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@merlebark It's next to impossible to maintain a facade around people you see 8 hours almost everyday.

I generally know my co-workers better then my friends, and half the time, I don't even like my co-workers.

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Anyone else annoyed you have delete things 3 times nowadays to truely delete it.

Like, I understand doing it twice if you need to recover something, but the third time is basically dumpster diving.

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@rufus_wolf That is such a mood. All my suits feel severely dated, like that kid who's parents could only shop at a thrift store.

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Also, my lessons learnt about not asking about benefits on future jobs.

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Any company that charges $330/mo for single health coverage and $1k/mo for family, but also offers a 401k match has their priorities fucked.

It's basically a screaming red flag that they don't care about their workers, only their C-Level employees.