booger eater

23 🐕💨 she/her

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my future daughter will never so much as hear me whisper a negative sentiment about my face or body from the minute she’s born

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The House just passed an $858,000,000,000 defense bill and not a single person, nor the media, asked “how are we going to pay for it?”

When it’s time fund programs that help poor people, we hear that question from Dems, the GOP, & pundits in the corporate media.

[linds @candiedlinds]

ned fulmer from the try guys cheating on his wife after his entire personality for years was loving his wife is the exact reason i do not trust men

[y. @WhyVeeES]

She woulda ate wearing this to the fune.

[Kieran @kieransofar]

how it started how it’s going

[✨Ariel VH✨ @Hug_bees]

h a m p t e r

[Fa’ve 🏴 @JFave_901]

I’m down bad but good god

[✰Kwad✰ @kwadeca_]

Kanye got new found respect for Will Smith now

[svv @SVV_ART]

plushies

[dez @DesiraeSalmark]

Some sailor moon redraws are good for the soul ☺️ 🌙

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

You missed me sucka

[Ter kaa @Samieskies]

Will Smith was laughing at Chris Rock's joke at first until he saw Jada roll her eyes. Then he thought "what would Tupac do?"😭

[jazele @mojopinz]

Babe can u go on the male birth control pill I hate how condoms feel :-/

[🧏🏽‍♀️ @4theloveoflily]

you tell people you go to community college & they be like “there’s nothing wrong w that” bitch i didn’t say anything was wrong w it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Someone just shared this on Reddit and I think we can all collectively agree that we don't deserve Keanu.

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

just two friends hanging out

[a💤ul @passionpeachy]

snesbians. their marriage rings were too big for their hands so they wear them as ankle bracelets