Trou-Trou Train 🚂

2014 Stanley Cup survivor | Aspiring Rangers twitter-er | If you don’t like what I tweet there’s this thing called an unfollow button

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A story in 3 parts:

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@barstoolsports They’d be paying me to speed in Finland

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@FlaPanthers AutoNation better be paying enough to offset the decline in jersey sales after that horrendous patch placement

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@DevilsMSGN 27 goals, Quinnipiac

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@HKYJersey Detroit Redwings, M

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

🚨DRAFT LOTTERY GIVEAWAY🚨

We'll be giving away an authentic jersey to whoever correctly predicts which team wins the #NHLLotteryDraft tonight.

To Enter:
1. Follow @HKYJERSEY
2. LIKE❤️ & RT🔄 this tweet.
3. Reply with your prediction & size.

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@UnfortunateHky I love how every single person in that crowd looks exactly the same

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

Next Mystery Jersey Drop is Tomorrow Sunday April 30th at 8:00 PM EST.

1. Signed NHL jerseys with COA
2. Reverse Retro 2.0 jerseys
3. NHL ASG/Outdoor Jerseys
4. Game Worn NHL jerseys
5. NHL jersey w/ name
6. Blank NHL jersey

This is an incredible value for $85
Value range $100-900 📦❓

[Hockey Jerseyz @HKYJersey]

One lucky person who RTs our pinned tweet will get a FREE mystery box in TOMORROW’S drop 📦❓

Must like & RT this tweet too.

Good luck! 🤝

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@NYRangers Want to also work tomorrow? Or are we taking the night off like the last 2 games?

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@nyrangersmuse No but you don’t understand. Makar gets more points

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I’m still trying to figure out if the Rangers really live rent free in @TheBrattPack63’s head or if he just enjoys the engagement from sensitive rangers fans. Either way I’m here for it

[BlueShirtsNation.com @NYRangerFanclub]

🚨GIVEAWAY!!!!!🚨

🟦RETWEET
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We will Giveaway this shirt if #Zibanejad scores vs Nashville #nyr #promotion

🛒https://t.co/snzI0AJI6w⬅️

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@theScore Only way I can see them really getting players to enjoy a cold location is if they do some sort of outdoor/pond hockey kind of thing. Make it a cool experience

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🚨GIVEAWAY!!!!!🚨

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We will Giveaway this shirt if #Kane Scores vs Ottawa #nyr 🚨

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

Well, Patrick Kane is a New York Ranger!

And to mark the occasion, I'm teaming up with @TickPick to give away two more NYR tickets to an upcoming game!

How do you win? Glad you asked!

- RT🔄 this
- Be following me & @TickPick
- Be a Ranger fan
- Why not us?

LGR

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@BlueshirtsBreak You gotta respect the killer instinct vibes it gives tho lol

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🚨GIVEAWAY!!!!!🚨

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We will Giveaway this Jersey if #Tarasenko Scores 2 vs Edmonton #nyr

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I hope it’s NYR v NJD in the playoffs just for the tweets

[The Bratt Pack (A) @TheBrattPack63]

I would be so god damn annoying if I was a rangers fan rn

Like y'all deserve to be annoying tonight lmao everything is going absurdly good rn

As their number one hater, good for y'all lmao

F u tho

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With the new 400 character tweets @cvspharmacy can finally tweet their receipts

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@bluesbuzzblog Buch, 4-1 Blues