Nemo

not hot not funny not good at music in that order.

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

this is the culmination of everything I’ve been working on and learning for half a decade https://t.co/uuIdnLuMaJ

[Jada @JadaMagikarp]

can I like pay the dentist extra to stop harassing me about flossing? I’m not gonna do it. Just put the toothbrush in the bag.

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@Bambino_Bets yes George let’s see it

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

already fucked up 2025, 2026 gonna be my year

[^_^ @misandrism]

If you do so with The Laborer’s Intention it’s fine to smoke weed before work.

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@IndianCowboyPix @DocsSports @scottwins Ranch Water (trying to make a play on Cowboy and Spritzer)

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

bathroom smell of urinal cake was so strong I thought I walked into a urinal bakery

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@misandrism Banger tweet

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@JadaMagikarp you jd and charli xcx

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@JadaMagikarp these go hard

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@JadaMagikarp How many kinds are there?

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@JadaMagikarp Blurryface 2 (2027) is the truth

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@JadaMagikarp Please do

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

me: how did the passengers react to your train themed stand up routine?

conductor: all are bored

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

what is this guys problem grow the fuck up dude

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

@JadaMagikarp I love eating mulch it is full of fiber

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

whatever happened to the good old days when I could order an 8 pack of 50 oz softsoaps for under $20. We have ruined this earth

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

last Fax song ever https://t.co/1Qrz73MrBZ

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

triumphantly crossing off “write the list” from the first line of my new list

[Nemo @FaxMarley]

you KNOW the noodles gonna slap when the restaurant wifi password is some shit like gas9369jug9395hide