^_^

Haven't had a gay thought since 2017, it's fully resolved.

[^_^ @misandrism]

@hell_doe I also lost months to gravitys rainbow the year i returned to reading regularly. Was so desperate to find something in it that did it for me and there was just nothing. I’m glad you just dropped it. I wish I had too

[^_^ @misandrism]

Last night was a Blu-ray.

[chud bastard @chudbastard]

Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?

[hal @commeowdore]

i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just deployed, for perhaps the first time in my life, a “What do you want me to say” to auto-end a situation where I clearly knew I was wrong. Feels profoundly bad and mean and dismissive. Don draper was a monster .

[^_^ @misandrism]

When that guy was in the tiger exhibit why didn’t anyone just go Pspspsps

[^_^ @misandrism]

@laughNsext @traincamping @EstrogenChicc @555i5hgjn7d @Painbeauxx Speaking of making the environment negative over a funny tweet that nearly everyone else was down to just laugh at…^_^

[^_^ @misandrism]

Does anyone know if theres any websites that have anything on them besides sex tips from people who were quarantined in high school

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Nobel in literature awarded for same reason

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

(making a move in chess that places the board in a state of pure and effortless harmony, where both me and my opponent could win with a single move but nonetheless feel compelled to remain in this perfect arrangement, eternally) Soulmate!

[^_^ @misandrism]

@tropical_russia Im So Sorry… we failed to change even one heart and its so much worse now .

[^_^ @misandrism]

Doing this at hatsune Miku’s hologram

[HEARD ESNY 🪩 @occasionaldsco]

why are we trauma dumping on this man jfc

[^_^ @misandrism]

@ilusti Childhood = idolizing Garfield. but maturity, = Learning lasagna must come with restraint, and even mondays should be appreciated.

[^_^ @misandrism]

@ilusti -Shit garfield never says

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just had the craziest Runner’s High Flashback… haven’t even gone on a run in 10 years.

[^_^ @misandrism]

It’s sooooo random that at lunchtime there’s still 5 hours left in the workday… And it’s starting to feel like a pattern.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

@saxifrage2127

[^_^ @misandrism]

@IleHaywood @GeonnCannon @poppy_haze sry to be pedantic, the specific cat was named Tigrino! (unsure if named by sanctuary or the man.) locals already knew about these little guys and have referred to em as “tilcayo” for generations ^_^ now they are known to science!