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Haven't had a gay thought since 2017, it's fully resolved.

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*4:00 PM* Alright guys Im gonna head out for the day and finish up the last hour remotely . *Drunk and high before making it out of the parking lot*

[The Enforcer @cooper200882]

OMG..

The LGBTQ crowd is mad because the Oh Long Johnson is stealing their attention during Pride Month.

😂💀

[^_^ @misandrism]

Move in silence, like the g in gmail.

[pobnellion @pobnellion]

I don't smoke weed because its "gangsta". I smoke it because Im on the clock

[^_^ @misandrism]

Low of my day is that my house exploded, killing most of my family, high of my day is the ensuing debris bonesmashed me perfectly into being chiseled and looksmaxxed

[^_^ @misandrism]

@coolguyzune Now shifting from earnest to goofing… That i can do

[^_^ @misandrism]

While Yall shifted from Earnest to ironic, to post-ironic back to earnest again, I was earnest the whole time .

[^_^ @misandrism]

@coolguyzune I tried to dabble in irony, mostly situational for a beginner like myself, but ultimately found it was not for me, and the situations were bad.

[^_^ @misandrism]

gmail = God’s Mail

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Yeah -- They got cameras in the waiting room!! 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🙄

~ an @afraidofwasps original ~
"DAMN that's funny"

[^_^ @misandrism]

Everything is so beautiful when you have your two weeks notice in… The sky is a sapphire scattering, every drifting cloud 1,000,000 veils lifted by their brides, birdsong goes crazy, It’s all like 9/11 never fucking happened.

[Larva From Delmarva 🇲🇽🇫🇲🇮🇩🇬🇷🇨🇷 @trash_ebooks]

The holy grail of polysubstance dependence is the 7 day rotation. High every day on 7 different, fairly distinct drugs. It allows you to explore the depths of psychological dependence with zero concern for physical dependence. Learned about this from a hairdresser in San Diego.

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@johnvvariety I’ve been laughing about hourly over it . The very first post after 6 months off.

[^_^ @misandrism]

I can level that watching porn is, indeed, “cheating”, in the game of jacking off that is, on account of it makes it too easy.

[^_^ @misandrism]

@johnvvariety CLocked as back on that plant within the actual first tweet of being so is truly impressive Rofl rofl

[^_^ @misandrism]

@johnvvariety Actually Yes. last night in fact…excellent weedar. The original drug test I stopped for never even happened, and the second one i continued my abstinence for called me to say they’re Thc friendly and do not care or test for it .

[wren @witchfinder09]

Monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 12345678910 January february march april may june july august september october november december

[^_^ @misandrism]

@ilusti They’re spawning right on Newbury St in Boston

[^_^ @misandrism]

*Reconciling with my son whose every birthday, ball game, and graduation i either missed or was shitfaced at* Yeah i would say my number one motivator for my sobriety is how disruptive alcohol is to GOMAD

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

my dad follows me and im trying to reunite them