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I’m like a canary in a cold mind

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You left my enclosure open again. Third time this month. I could of escaped. Thought you should know.

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@telstardrugs Happy birthday!!!!

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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She should have said no. Would’ve made it even funnier

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I asked a girl to prom with a poster that said “make some memes at prom w a nice guy” and had a fedora that I did a hat trick with that revealed “Prom?” written in my forehead

[butters @butters11417931]

Normies appropriating internet culture is the worst form of gentrification to ever occur in all of human history

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making pact with the devil to be the best at miming

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(the beach that makes you old voice) the bathhouse that makes you gay

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No one wants to work anymore, the animals no longer run when you hunt them and the cultured liver cells in the lab reject life itself

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sometimes I’d watch horror movies and get scared doing traffic stops and take the pistol safety off for the rest of the night

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I got bullied off the force bc I watched David lynch and criterion movies on my squad car laptop instead of playing candy crush or watching porn

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invited the homie with no flagellum to the function again and he’s once again asking for a ride 🙄

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

My living ass responding to stimuli

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we broke into the great pyramid of giza to do a wellness check

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Acting like I’ve been here before and casually telling the state executioner that I’ll have the usual

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Stop grok and troll

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@ibetootin After thinking on it further I realize stubble field would be more accurate than fallow

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my phone background has been a fallow field for the last 6 years

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straightedge mormon who won’t drink a dirty soda

[Errai @errai]

(ragebait for World Devourers) I’m stuffed lmao completely demolished this planet

(satellite photo of Earth, somewhat barren but with most forests and oceans still intact)

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(walking into of a shabby poorly furnished rundown motel with no bedside or desk chair) yeah so when you looksmaxxx and watch 200 youtube videos on how to fix your posture they don’t put the cuck chair in your room anymore. they can sense your energy.

[Tommy Hilfwigger @robocoptaliban]

After a hotel breakfast of leathery turkey sausage and Sysco eggs with a single banana and some offbrand frosted flakes on the side I'm ready to seize the day