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[princess @fay_olu]

Insta liked these so here you are x

[Lois Lane @CHINWENDUH]

Who wants to buy a house with me in 2028??

I’m tired of waiting for a partner.

£20k each.

We buy, renovate while living there for 3 years, then sell.

[Kish @Kish_P14]

Whatever the temperature is in LDN right now, keep it exactly the same.

No higher, no lower.

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

I'm a very independent woman but I have no desire dating someone who watches me do everything on my own.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[John Dutton @mindofprospect]

The thing about London is that your wealth can’t really shield you from the negative aspects of the inner city. You can live in a multi million pound house in Dulwich or St Johns Wood but your child still has to go through Peckham and Kilburn to get home from school

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Only in the UK can you get sunburnt on Friday and have your house flooding by Tuesday.

[natalee🍒🌸 ✪ @Justwandyy]

Acts of service men are dangerously attractive.
Fixing problems, making sure you’ve eaten, charging your phone, carrying your things… that’s romance to me.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CH7RLI]

imagine minding ur business going to work and ur life gets taken away in an instant by these 2 disgusting cunts who think its cool to do 140mph in a 30. bring back the death penalty

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

Bank Holiday in the UK means spending more money in 3 days than you planned for the whole month.

[Salone Bobo🚀🇸🇱| Career “Helper”👨🏾‍💻 @abs1k_]

What was in the air man? This was easily the best bank holiday I’ve had in a minute

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

I feel light as a feather. I recommend it to everyone, all jokes aside.

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

UPON GETTING MARRIED, a WOMAN must live better than she lived alone.

NEVER WORSE.

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Set a treadmill at 21kph ( max most will go to) and try to run for 30 seconds on it.

That's what he did for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 30 seconds.

The peak of human physical achievement. Insane, absolutely insane.

[Asake Source @asake_source]

🚨 Asake has changed Is Album art cover

— Crazy rollout 🤯

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

[Mabintou @mabintou]

When the sun is beaming in the UK you just have to get up early. Carpe diem to the max.

[Sim 🇬🇭🇲🇸 @Sims_Simmma]

This is exactly why Dami doesn’t care about half of your opinions on him. Once you’ve watched a parent die, other people’s opinions of you just don’t carry any weight anymore.