Independent Hustler

Independent Hustler || Wizkid || Arsenal || Single || Therapist ||

[TVG @Teamgyokeres]

Prime Madrid team was not real bruh, literally every player was a national captain 💀

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Everything is just fundamentally wrong with Nigerian women.

• Her 7 months pregnancy is the average Nigerian woman belly on a normal day
• At three months of pregnancy, the average Nigerian woman is already acting like she's carrying an elephant in her belly
• They're too lazy talk more to play football while pregnant
• During pregnancy, they transform to landwhales looking like a rejected sacrifice

It shall never be well with lazy Nigerian women who see pregnancy as a death sentence 🙏

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Can we get a similar thing for Pele.

We will ask for the video later. Give us this graphic 🙏🏽

[Slay Jimmy 🦍 @slay_jimmy]

So 91 goals in a year is also not a record? Na here we go start from this morning 😂

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The greatest celebration in world football.

Pioneered by a man who
Doesn’t cheat opponents.
Doesn’t defraud opposition,
Doesn’t rely on help from referees,
Doesn’t pretend to be humble.

Beyond one generation,
Beyond just football,
Beyond just one man,
SIUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

With this new FCCPC victory over loan apps, if any loan app threatens you, harasses you, or shares your image without your consent, you can petition the FCCPC. No matter how big they are, they will pay damages of not less than ₦20 million to you.

Know your rights, please.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Don't Allow Any Police Officers To Search Your Phone and we’re saying this due to the abuse and extortive tendencies of some of our officers. No police officer have the right to search your phone”

- FCT Commissioner Of Police Charge Nigeria Youths

[Abu Jawad @Abu_Jawaadd]

Just In: The Executive Governor of Jigawa State has arrived at the State Secretariat to assess civil servants’ attendance at their workplaces on this Monday morning.

As of 11:00 a.m., no government worker was found at work.

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

We need to talk about how parents abandon their male children when they're in the university.

[Rasheed Aro @rasheed_esq]

Idris allegedly stole N109.5bn
Malami allegedly stole N213bn
Emefiele allegedly stole N154.39bn
Sirika allegedly stole N19.4bn
Yahaya Bello allegedly stole N110.4bn
Mamman allegedly stole N33.8bn

Total: N640 billion = $464 million

Here’s what N640 billion built in other countries:
🇺🇸 USA — New York City fully renovated its entire Alexander Hamilton Bridge for $400 million.

🇨🇳 China — Hunan Province built the full Chishi cable-stayed bridge, a major engineering landmark, for $300 million.

🇰🇭 Cambodia — Built a brand-new 1.76km bridge across the Mekong River plus an entire national highway upgrade for $112 million.

🇬🇧 UK — Manchester Airport’s major terminal expansion, “The Avenue,” including new retail, dining and a business lounge, cost £440 million (~$544 million).

🇮🇷 Iran — Imam Khomeini International Airport’s new T4 terminal, a 400,000 square metre facility built to handle 31 million passengers a year, cost $500 million.

We are finished

Ire o

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“The only power you have as a man over a woman is your ability to walk away if you notice any n0nsense and rubb!sh”

- Gehgeh

[NWACHINEMERE @obinna_chikodi]

Until capital punishment is introduced in Nigeria for public looting, nothing will ever change.

[KILIYA @musa_kiliya]

Something like that.

[JUJU PUNTER @jujupunte]

E be like i go put my wedding for Monday o instead of Saturday. Make many people don go work dat day without coming cos nor be me go dey feed una for this hardship

[buzor @buzor042_]

91 goals in a year, 40 came from friendly matches. guess the player, just guess

[Hon. Red Pen ❗️ @Minikothe3rd]

After Malami, none of these get to me. I am content with my life; what I earn through my hard work is sufficient for me. I cannot hold myself to the unrealistic standards of politicians and their kin.

Alhamdulilah for Halal.

[Richyy @richy_gunerr]

Bro got slapped left and right and totally lost composure 💀😭

[buzor @buzor042_]

Men are simple people. I post The GOAT they will all like it.

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

You don’t need to win the World Cup to be the best player. Good evening

[Wizkid @wizkidayo]

All of the love ❤️ thank you 🦅