faye alexander

[faye alexander @fayealexander]

Hmm...WHO else...it's like picking your team in P.E. at school: NO! You're too fat and slow: NO! You are GINGER: YES! Let's play kiss chase

[faye alexander @fayealexander]

Um, why am i following Richard Branson? Oh, cos I drank 5 ciders and pressed the wrong key. WHY didn't he go off those falls in that barrel?

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O.M.G! I HAVE FOLLOWERS!! little baby cheeses!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTZZ76vqV7U

[faye alexander @fayealexander]

i dont know how to use this but its a new years resolution! happy twitter, shitters!

[faye alexander @fayealexander]

peeep

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boo

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remembers why she stopped doing proposals. few more hours to go!

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@lauralanigan no absolutely not name and ring are not the same a ring says hes taken so MAKE HIM WEAR IT!!!!!