faye cruickshank

‘The thinking man’s basic bitch’

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

bfs in the 1960s: babe let’s go stargazing

bfs in 2023: babe let’s go and spot some old local authority logos on bins

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You're only suppose to sign a cease fire

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Trump calm down

[Lewis @lewispringle]

For the 40th anniversary of #EastEnders, I wanted to make a little montage of some of the camp and silly lines that live in my head rent free. It was a joy to put this together. #EastEnders40

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

started crying watching this and then guffawed at the end

[jonny is fed up with Yank Nonsense @sensiblehuman96]

Imagine showing a David Lynch film to Keir Starmer. Would be like giving a harmonica to a dog.

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

Sad to hear about David Lynch. Thinking about this little passage he wrote

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Traitors have to do the funniest thing and recruit Tyler

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

I think Lisa and Linda off of Traitors are sisters I’m calling it

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Rolling some of these over to 2025

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Money spending expert

[brendan @dr_whobacca]

gonna go see conclave again and see if it cures my seasonal depression

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Panic! At the brewdog co-working space

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Why are builders always quick to dismiss their predecessor’s work? You can tell who the strong builders are. I want to see them building eachother up instead of tearing each other down smh 😤

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Just a builder’s huel for me please (two sugars)

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Arlene Foster getting the Mufasa treatment

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

@Danny_Wood92 Danny

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Splitting the H on my pint of Huel

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Did you get me anything nice from
the Sinn Fein gift shop babe?

[faye cruickshank @fayecruickshank]

Bro did you see the size of the portions in that restaurant? I’m gonna take ‘em
to small plates court

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Corporate musical called Les Deliverables