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GERD ‘19

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My grandpa got so excited when he saw the ring on my finger today, "Do you have good news for me?" Yeah, Forever 21 had an accessory sale

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When American Airlines cancels your flight and doesn’t even tell you why 😍

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Emily Cooper is a Mary Sue

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

don’t use military time around me im not fucking cadet kelly 🙄

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Check on your chronically dehydrated friends

[🌈 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 @shortney0006]

Today’s shooting at my med school hospital in Dayton, OH didn’t even make national news because it was overshadowed by another shooting at another hospital in Tulsa, OK.

[Richard J Smith @DrSmith4th]

@MaggieAstor @kaitlancollins Only in America could you have a shooting in an ELELMENTARY SCHOOL that could be compared to ANOTHER SHOOTING IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!

[Natasha ❀ @ndelriego]

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

As a parent, my heart is broken seeing these faces and their ages.

My condolences to their families during this difficult time 🙏🏻

Xavier Lopez, 10. He was a 4th grader at Robb Elementary.

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My quarantining husband just emerged into the living room and said to me, “I’m glad you’re not Amber Heard”

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Who has deemed Vanessa & Nick Lachey qualified to host & advise anyone

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imagine you use the restroom at taco bell but the lota is filled with baja blast

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Wordle 260 2/6

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today was for the diaspora

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Wordle 246 3/6

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could we maybe stop giving people more ideas on how to scam other people

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 tweeting to smile about this when I see it again

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feels like there is zero hype about the Olympics

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every one of my meetings this morning is just preluded with a moment of silence for Buffalo

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I’m not watching another season of Emily in Paris unless it’s a crossover between these two

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Weird way to find out